At Ikea and it is full of corporate gays. I think these people come here after work for fun.

Do the voices in your head pass the Bechdel test?

Paracetamol 500 mg and a shot of espresso to treat all ailments.

Slow people in front of me

This is all I talked about in therapy for the entire year and a half that I saw a therapist

Will I ever again feel what I felt when I listened to There Is a Light That Never Goes Out for the first time?

Owning a fiat punto should automatically disqualify one from having a driving license

What did you write your masters thesis on?

Reading entire PhD theses in two hours with nothing but vitamins and Ritalin in my stomach was an essential part of my formative years and also probably why I take so long to read anything now

But would your thesis defend YOU?

desenvolver uma droga cujo efeito é a sensação de uma reunião cancelada

A vesícula biliar, onde se fazem os biliões.

Just me and my Paphiopedilum