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Hittite Mr beast: would you live for forty and forty days in the lands beyond the black sea my son. Would you do it for 1 chariot 2 jugs of wine 4 aegean vases 10 gold ingots 100 copper ingots 3 statuettes 1000 containers of grain my son? Let my son show he can live in those lands with longevity.

that's probably a bit too much tbh

let's hear her out

barack obama solemnly fastening a presidential medal of freedom around the neck of a smiling person who is also barack obama

when someone else named brian favs my tweet

I remember some people wanted to replace it with a harry potter thing because that wasn't problematic

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Lmfao

it keeps stopping so there's more work to do in there somewhere

I just read about this and I don't get what's supposed to be important about it. maybe if you needed to use some kind of computer that's really good at doing these operations but not other ones? otherwise it's just stuff everyone has probably done as a homework problem at some point

got another one of my junk watches running, it went a lot quicker this time

screenshot of YouTube short "Epic Reaction to Being Called an Oaf!" a white woman with red hair in a shopping mall squints at the camera. she may be the one who called the uploader an oaf, unless they were the one who called her an oaf. but idk I didn't watch it

I have dreams like this

cynical carpetbagger candidate who buys a house in poop village the year before the election

yeah they just have bad texture and flavor like canned green beans

canned peas are pretty bad but basically all other forms are fine

if the swap meet were to be good tomorrow I would welcome the W

oh I'm not sure, I don't think I ever saw one where I lived even back then

I saw one doing big numbers on here today

not sure what the current situation is but at the time of the song all 3 were owned by pepsico under the YUM! brands umbrella

oh yeah, I think in general whenever something gets to that point its time to go

speaking as someone who never thought it was that funny even at the time, I think my generation needs to retire combination pizza hut & taco bell references

saying "am I my brother's keeper...?" whenever anyone asks me where my brother is

a little embarrassed that it took me so long to follow the old fruit pictures account, it's exactly what my tl needed

one could argue that dumplings are a type of burger

paid an eye watering amount for a new watchmaking book but I'm letting it slide because I've previously found good deals on other important volumes in my library

burger hunter

picture of a watch and clock encyclopedia with the entry "DIAPER. See ANTIQUE CLOCK CASE TERMS."

found this in a watchmaking book the other day and it made me think of a this website

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deleted the app a week ago and my battery magically lasted way longer despite not changing any other online habits. reinstalling it now though