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There is a smile on my face, even though there is no tangible reason for it to be there
It's more of a leer, at least that's what it feels like
I encourage you to read this and test what it does to your mouth
Posts by The Prophet Obblonge
A mass shooting that took the lives of eight children should stop this country in its tracks. Instead, the Shreveport tragedy disappeared from the headlines in a day. We cannot allow this level of violence to fade into background noise. Ending America’s gun‑violence epidemic is a moral oblligation.
Ah!
Static electricity and lemon Pledge©®™!
That's because they're into guys
These are exactly the people who need to be identified publicly
They're doing everyone the biggest favor
Why would any woman waste their time with these incels when The Prophet Obblonge and his peers are obviously where the enriching experiences overflow!?
We have to stay focused on what is in front of us.
We must win the midterms. But we must also have a vision for when we are in power to address childcare, housing, and health care and make life more affordable.
Impeachment, not the 25th. He is unfit for office, but his problems now are because he has surrounded himself with enablers and thinks he has no restrictions or consequences.
Chaka Khan playing drums.
Blessing the timeline…
....and I'll keep ...
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NEW TRAILER - Quentin Tarantino presents RZA's ONE SPOON OF CHOCOLATE.
In theaters May 1.
An ex-military convict seeks a fresh start in a small town, but his past catches up as he finds love amid danger and chaos.
It’s always the ones you most suspect
A former member of the National Guard and a former politician took the lives of their loved ones before killing themselves. A new analysis by The Trace shows how often murder-suicides occur.
Pretty sure I'd read every one!
Pretty sure I could (should?) write a decent Robert E. Howard-ish Conan short story for every single one of these article titles on the cover.
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A very Oriented Strand Board texture
tRump's turning the Kennedy Center into his personal grift palace. Whistleblower exposes priceless African artifacts vanishing during his 'renovation'—now gutted and gone. Looting our cultural heritage for MAGA donors? Disgraceful.
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We call this color palette Mustard'n'Mold
The New Car Scent exactly matches woodgrain Contac paper adhesive
The Leaf Sheep Slug: The Animal That Eats Sunshine. A few animals can get their energy from photosynthesis; one of those is the adorable leaf sheep, which steals chloroplasts from algae and stores them to run on solar. [kottke.org]
In my experience, a raccoon's opinion of me has always depended on whether or not I was offering it the largest sized marshmallows from the bag
One dollar matinees at the theater
And horror movie double features on at least three publicly available free channels every Friday and Saturday
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The only reason we don't eat people is because we know what people eat
You wouldn't ask a butcher or a deli for the antidepressant two-packs-a-day diet soda selection
In San Antonio, there is, or was until recently, an lighting and electrical company named Lucifer
They do have a product named Soylent Green, spelled exactly the same way!
Life Coaching with Alex DeLarge
Torrence & Bates, Fine Hoteliers
deVille Doggy Daycare
Book IT!
Entertainers for your child’s birthday bash! With packages to suit even the smallest of budgets. Make memories they w̶o̶n̶’̶t̶ soon forget!
PENNYWISE🎈
*celebrating 27 years!
Starlink enabled deep sea fish finder device called Cthulhu
Some kind of vr device that allows you to control dreams and stream TV through them called Kruger.