i had to get this out of my head, it's been haunting me and the discourse is only getting worse

holding 4 fingers up in the book to make sure everyone knows i'm locked in for the 4th quarter

had a similar emotional arc to your journey with the end-of-half timeouts after screaming at the refs from the stands for 30 seconds about the roughing call.

on the one hand, i was right! on the other, 56-0

no one does coach speak like Bart

bragging about being a giant pussy is integral to the conservative mindset

Assault with a deli weapon, that’s a felony

black pants woulda really had this thing cookin

the shirts, they're pretty good!

As someone who only really watches action movies and comedies, it's Ryan Gosling.

the big 12 is too cowardly to prognosticate but we aren't

Overhead shot of Love Island court, that looks like an H, the center is an H and the paint and out of bounds are yellow. There is no baseline, and the one side only has three point lines in the corners.

Inset shot of Love Island court showing it has no baseline or three point line on the one side.

Overhead shot of the Love Island court showing no baseline.

Shot of Love Island guys playing and there's a fucked up chain net.

I wrote about the basketball court on Love Island, which is all fucked up. defector.com/the-basketba...

it is important the world know that better things are possible

@fourverts.bsky.social it’s time

you will simply not find a more timely, pertinent game 3 preview anywhere on al gore's internet than this one

teamed up to write about the most refreshing basketball team in... a generation? more?

yes 'cers, things of that nature

only the finest Xs and Os for my readers

ole miss jax son's (objet) d'art

once again I am Mad Online™ but this time it's completely jusitified i promise

featuring a range of knowledge from "baseball idiot" (me) to "participates in a fantasy league with a minor league draft"

picking houston to lose this weekend *and* win the whole thing like:

MLS Jersey Week, Ranked It's Soccer SZN on Sticky Substack

brand new sentence: here are 1,300 words on MLS uniforms
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resident design crank @levey.bsky.social has opinions, imagine that

LeBrondent Report — BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Lebron is 40, this fuckery wont go on for much longer, thank god

OH SHIT OH FUCK

LEBRON LUKA LAKERS LEREPORT

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we can get closer, we have the technology

The Panel: 4 Fast 4 Furious A December to Remember leads to Happy Honda Days

in preparation for the CFB final four, we have put together a little prediction post, like any good outlet should have. stickyglove.substack.com/p/the-panel-...

Pictured: Amon-Ra St. Brown and Jared Goff

Tweet from @quendergeer: This is what they took from you [Screenshot of post from diebuster] Looking at wikipedias list of obsolete jobs and dreaming of a better life - cigarette girl - garden hermit - high priestess of Athena Polias - lady's companion - ninja - priest hunter - professional mourning - rune master - toad doctors - useful man

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pooping without your phone is called “pilgrim style”

Before you say something mean about Henry Kissinger, take a breath and see if you can think of something meaner

Is it possible to fly a flag at twice-staff?