Ok launching this thing tomorrow.

The way Apple Voicemail machine transcribes messages, it always misses my name and tells me everyone who calls opens with “Hey Sis” and honestly I’m glad the robots think everyone wants to address me as kin.

Tim Heidecker has long been my favorite journalist. Can’t think of another job he has done.

Pancreatic cancer mRNA vaccine shows lasting results in an early trial Scientists caution that more research is needed, but nearly all of the patients who responded to the personalized vaccine are still alive six years later.

www.nbcnews.com/health/cance...

H/t @kbaxter.bsky.social

As diappointed as I am to see that Disney is cutting it back from a Series Regular to a contract/guest spot to avoid having to pay for the couch’s healthcare, it is important that they are making moves to limit how much joy JD Vance has while watching TV.

I reeeeally needed to launch a thing this week. Was hoping to by today and was in the middle of it…until tech issues slammed the door shut on today and by extension this week.

Warning in advance: it’s gonna be “a lot” to take in, but I promise I’m ok and you’ll know what it is when you see it.

not strange in any way

baby5eva

when people post lists of “favorite film franchises,” I always think about this one.

only a baby, you don’t know how to do nothin yet

yeah yall are fond of bragging when famous people follow you, but do the purveyors of Revolutionary War era historical merchandise?

21 gun salute for bonnie, who is going to have sex tonight and doesn’t accept criticism or roasts from people who invest in cryptocurrency. may we all find the courage to follow the path she’s forged for us

LA! These kitties’ human passed away, and they need a new home! Please help them find one! Spread the word!

they should launch a sub brand of mini stores called “looksMaxx“ to really kill it dead

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

MISTER WIZARD IS WEAK ON FIXED TERM INTEREST RATES

Annie Mumolo is a first ballot World Comedy Hall of Fame inductee in all categories eligible. Annie Mumolo will preside over the World Comedy Pantheon until such time as she abdicates.

I hereby found the World Comedy Hall of Fame.

If you watch Rooster, go watch Barb and Star Go To Vista Del Mar.

imagine if il papa responds to this by quoting from Common Sense by Thomas Paine

Americans must not start the march toward 2028 by compromising core values of justice and consequence. That’s how we got where we are. Don’t let in compromised actors in an effort to appeal to the bad people who laid the bricks of authoritarianism. Bring a hammer and get ready to rebuild roads.

THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT. CLEAN THEM OUT

Hungarians deserve every congratulations for giving Peter Magyar a bigger margin than Orban has ever gotten in all of his rigged elections - and this within the system that Orban rigged. Magyar now has a constitutional majority to undo Orban's constitutional prison and govern as a democratic leader.

You're not living right if 50 people who worked for you will sign a letter about anything at all.

saw a bunch of people congratulating Rory, so glad there’s been a Gilmore Girls rediscovery or wait

From EARTHSEED: THE BOOKS OF THE LIVING Choose your leaders with wisdom and forethought. To be led by a coward is to be controlled by all that the coward fears. To be led by a fool is to be led by the opportunists who control the fool. To be led by a thief is to offer up your most precious treasures to be stolen. To be led by a liar is to ask to be told lies. To be led by a tyrant is to sell yourself and those you love into slavery.

Octavia E. Butler, 1998:

Eric Swalwell needs to resign from Congress. His most prominent accuser is beyond credible, which anyone who understands what the process of having the hospital examination done entails knows.

Stop excusing male politicians (regardless of party) who dismiss, deflect, and deny credible allegations.

Lord, I see what you’ve done for others

It's not just that Orbán losing inspires hope in other competitive-autocratic countries ruled by right-wing nationalist authoritarians. It's that his loss materially changes things in those other countries, because he's been operating as a headquarters and funding source...

Regret to inform everyone that Peter Magyar beat the world’s smartest illiberal populist in large measure by working incredibly hard for 2 straight years, meaning the rest of us are just going to have to get off our asses and do shit rather than just complaining.

I'm one of those trans women. I worked ground ops for Artemis I.

I am torn between celebrating the success of my friends and peers and grieving how my dream of working for NASA was shattered by hateful assholes in Tallahassee