Get your shit together BlueSky.

Things to respond with when fitness accounts slide into your DMs:

- who’d you vote for
- are your vaccines up to date
- do Black lives matter
- which team should a trans female athlete be allowed to play on

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TalKing of the Hill this month covers "Movin' on Up"—Luanne gets her own place but ends up with worse roommates than herself! Hear all our fun chat here: www.patreon.com/posts/talkin...

"Rainy Road" - my oil painting

"Movin' On Up": Tired of Hank's rules, Luanne moves out and rents the house next door with three terrible roommates (who all happen to be voiced by NewsRadio actors). Hear our discussion exclusively on TalKing of the Hill, our Patreon-exclusive miniseries!
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"It's just for porn. We'll only scan your face if you wanna consume porn. Don't you want the children to be safe? Please, won't you think of the children? They might see a boob online. The absolute horror. Won't somebody please think of the children?!?"

How Newsom Boosted His Book Sales With $1.5 Million From His PAC

hehehehe 2/3 of his book sales came from his own campaign

this jerkoff does not have the juice

There's a reason for that, Tolkien went through WWII, and honestly after the past decade I can see it.

Gonna tell my friends this was Paw Patrol. 💀 #IYKYK

Gil Duran tweet: TLDR: Fascism in response to Palantir's long fascists screed on X.

"Your Account is Suspended" Message on X

The CEO of Palantir posted a fascist manifesto on X.

I pointed out that it was fascist—which resulted in a permanent suspension from X (my second time!).

So, when you hear the tweeters complaining that BlueSky is intolerant, remember why many of us came here in the first place.

Sounds like we'd get along well. 🤤

*nods*

🤤

Yes papa! 😍

With alt text

I hate Al and I refuse to use it Peter, if you don't use Al a bunch of super rich men will lose a lot of money I already said I hated Al Harry, you don't need to sell it to me

Poe from Star Wars saying “Somehow Palpatine returned.”

Whenever I feel bad about my own writing, I remember this:

A frame from Godzilla vs Destoroyah (1995). A man and a woman look out of a helicopter window, their faces illuminated by an orange light. They have looks of shock and amazement, no, awe on their faces. The caption reads, "It's so large." And listen, I'm not really proud of this one. But I had to do it. I randomly landed on this frame and had to post it. Sorry. Not pictured: Godzilla; Destoroyah; whatever is so large but go ahead and use your imagination

Godzilla vs Destoroyah (1995)

Context: this speech is from SIR THOMAS MORE, a history written, as near as scholars can tell, in the early 1600s by 6 or 7 people including Dekker, Heywood, Chettle, Shakespeare, and Munday.

It was never performed, because Jacobean England was a police state and it was banned by the censor.

leftists are my greatest adversary because they are destroying america destroying america or being rude to you online? being rude to me online

liberals on this microblogging website

Me please! 😍😍😍

Who fucking cares? Of course a fucking machine came out because it's a machine. Also a Chinese phone maker made it? What a waste of time, effort, money and resources considering they have no Honor.

Wow, so he's all muscles and no brain, heart or soul.

I've watched every tournament since 1977. This will be the first time I refuse to watch a single game. It deserves zero support for enabling the fascist dictator & his regime taking their cues from Hitler's playbook.

History is repeating itself, learn from it, don't repeat it! #BoycottFIFAWorldCup

Yes 👍

I'm so tired of wanting something and thinking I'd be shamed for owning it, because I'm indigenous AND poor

I have a few mutuals with this fuckslop shit pike. Block and report. I can’t believe someone like thus exists. @bbsouth.bsky.social should never be allowed to do anything in this community again.

Correction: STOLE that money taxes

Fun fact: he was also initially cast as the Joker on Batman: The animated series and yeah, it's Tim Curry all right. I'd like to think he had a lot going on at this time in the early 90's but still, an animated Joker voiced by Tim Curry...

Tim Curry in The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Tim Curry in Clue

Tim Curry in The Three Musketeers

Tim Curry in Muppet Treasure Island

Happy 80th birthday to Tim Curry who has always, *always* understood the assignment.