a man in a plaid shirt is saying we don 't know what we 're doing ! ALT: a man in a plaid shirt is saying we don 't know what we 're doing !

Not sure I'll ever get over the idea that we had the opportunity to have Bernie Sanders as POTUS and were just like "naah, hard pass"

2:45am 60 second doodle before I attempt to sleep

All law enforcement should be restricted to travelling solely by fan boat.

The banjo frog from franjo bog

Saw a lot of great signs today, but perhaps none greater than the "Not Today SprAyTAN" one

a giant gorilla is standing in the water with his arms outstretched . ALT: a giant gorilla is standing in the water with his arms outstretched .

The only king I'd ever bend the knee to

Interesting that the head of SEC enforcement just abruptly quit last week after 6 months on the job

On the last 20 or so pages of this, finishing it up just in time to go catch the movie over the coming weekend, great story and I'm hearing good things about the film adaptation.

Between that and the Paul F. Tompkins bump, I'm all in

I emptied one (yes, there's more than one) of Chip's boxes of toys onto the floor since he'd been staring at it and thought maybe he was finally interested in playing with something in there, but apparently he just wanted to sit in the empty box.

a man wearing a scarf around his neck looks to his left ALT: a man wearing a scarf around his neck looks to his left

How my cat looks at me after I pet him, but before he cleans the filth my hands left on his fur

Look guys, I really like this little guy, but if returning him to his hidden jungle cave will restore some sanity to these crazy times we're going through, I can find something else to use as a paperweight.

Cueing up all the hits this year I see. Whatever the worst movie you've even seen is, good possibility Dragonslayer might claim that title

Getting extra cuddle time with Chip this evening, it's storming and he's afraid of thunder so feels good to know that, while he spends most his time on his own doing cat stuff, I'm still a safe space for him when the need arises

If someone says to you "here's the thing" what you're about to hear is not, in fact, the thing, it's just another shitty opinion on the topic

Creatine Dabs bro

Daft Punk - Epilogue YouTube video by Daft Punk

5 years ago today. I was lucky enough to have been in attendance for their first US appearance at the Even Further festival in WI. back in 1996, even as a jaded old raver now it still feels like I witnessed real magic that night. Thanks for the (Random Access) Memories boys.
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Chip made his first venture into the back yard of 2026 today, shortly after this was taken he heard a weird noise and that was the end of his outside time. #Caturday

I'd like to see whatever upcoming candidates make a commitment to doing away with presidential immunity

My opinion is that they keep Swift and continue developing that kind of "one two punch" running game with him and Monangai

Tompkins/Aukerman in 2028!!

My fully unsolicited opinion...

These are the best gummies I've ever had, definitely help with my anxiety and insomnia, I'm not the type to endorse a product but had to take a moment to say how great these are.

If I'm not mistaken those are Stance brand, I have a bunch of their socks but not this particular version, might have to fix that soooo, short answer is...YES!

a man in a suit and tie is holding a can of soda and saying but noooo ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding a can of soda and saying but noooo

We could've all gone back to just going about our lives, pursuing our dreams with the relative assurance that our own government actually had our best interests in mind....

I'm in fantasy withdrawals now too

Just have Green Day and Bad Bunny perform full concerts

I just saw the episode where Torgo The White comes back to take TV's Frank to Lackey Heaven

When I forget what I was just thinking

I like how these new commercials have the "images generated by AI" disclaimer at the bottom of the screen, as if I'd otherwise believe that they'd actually trained lions to roar ferociously while also driving a car.