A greaser in a beautiful landscape says Happy Tuesday, my intelligent baby. A watermark says GoodMorningLovers (I love you my clever baby)

3 or 4 BIG HELPS is unfortunately iconic

watching a lady triple text chatgpt on the train because it isn’t responding to her paragraph-long question fast enough

girl you do not fit on that

the "it's just a thing that you live with" framing also sucks bc it implies that women shouldn't be expecting or hoping for emotional fulfillment or intellectual substance in their relationships with men? just like "you're doomed to live with a rock forever, wow sounds awful, bye!" come on!

I’ve had the same editor since 1967. Many times he has said to me over the years or asked me, Why would you use a semicolon instead of a colon? And many times over the years I have said to him things like: I will never speak to you again. Forever. Goodbye. That is it. Thank you very much. And I leave. Then I read the piece and I think of his suggestions. I send him a telegram that says, OK, so you’re right. So what? Don’t ever mention this to me again. If you do, I will never speak to you again

Maya Angelou on the joys of being edited

Alert - Alert - A million people think it’s “I could have swarm”

I think I mean this positively but it’s too early to tell

kingdom come deliverance 2 is a shreklike

kept getting distracted but i finally rolled credits on requiem. leon kennedy i’d risk it all for you

absolutely steamrolled with nostalgia at the sight of this, omg

I got a 5 on my ap english exam

That’s basically what happens in gift of the magi

my boyfriend just handed me his phone to show me this post and i turned my phone around to show him i was also concurrently looking at this post. Gift of the magi

the wonder years at wrestlemania… we’ve never been more back honestly

The ghosts in Luigi’s Mansion:

If anyone sees the world of warcraft strawberry fanta in the wild in nyc can you let me know. Thanks

it is super chic to call your pharmacy an apothecary but it’s incredibly unchic to say your restaurant or grocery has “provisions.” And that’s the take

This is structurally identical to a Da Share Z0ne post

"according to nine people familiar" is never a line you want in a story about you

i need everyone to watch the video embedded in this piece

A red indicator icon on the side of the screen of a civ 7 game. I am mousing over it which caused a text box to appear. It reads" "Benjamin Franklin has joined Fascism"

No, Ben! No!

i actually think “longing for inconvenience” is completely fine and not a clickbaity or deceptive turn of phrase! the problem as usual is that people on here assume that if a question is asked at the start of a piece, the question is being asked OF THEM rather than being answered in the piece itself

imagine all of us at margaritaville… i fear it needs to happen

The bartender at Margaritaville just said to Simone “you’ve been here before, haven’t you” and we have to sink into the earth now

they don’t want you to know that you can just go to margaritaville. you can be there at any time

the beautiful spirit of Forums is alive

i am completely mesmerized by this absurd, gorgeous dreamscape. i made a pizza that generates money so i could afford to do my laundry, 10/10

Idk man you posted "the gift of life is that it ends" under My post about hope and love. You tell Me