at the very least this will get him kicked off of truth social right?

"at no cost to the Taxpayer" --mfer, The Taxpayer OUGHT to pay for the Whitehouse, not whatever billionaire is trying to get on your good side. The Whitehouse belongs to the people and should be paid for by the people.

the ineluctable modality of the imbecile

Add “school shooter” to trump’s list of heinous epithets

But sir, my password IS “pagliacci”

Q: A new report says that a military investigation has found that the US struck the school in Iran. As commander in chief, do you take responsibility?

TRUMP: For what?

Q: A strike on the school in Iran

TRUMP: I don't know about it

“Under Amour” sounds like a deodorant brand

Trump has:

- Illegally & unconstitutionally attacked Venezuela

- Provided Netanyahu with $12B in arms sales

- Given Argentina's president a $40B bailout

- Approved the sale of jets & tanks to Saudi Arabia

- Given Qatar an Air Force facility in Idaho

America first? Really?

Fascists hate being asked to explain what they mean

“There are too many opinions these days,” the man opined.

Is there any practical difference between a 79 year old with severe cognitive decline, and a 79 year old who is thinks he has ultimate power?

30 to 50 million barrels of oil is what the US consumes in less than three days

ICE, short for COWARDICE

It's an old and obvious pattern. An unpopular president - failing on the economy and losing his grip on power at home - decides to launch a war for regime change abroad.

The American people don’t want to “run” a foreign country while our leaders fail to improve life in this one.

Turns out I live in ChatGPT’s head rent-free #youryearwithchatgpt

An ancient pedophile just scrabbling to get a foothold on hatred and division. Seems like he’s slipping to me

This is like if the grinch had returned all the presents but they were empty, the cards all blacked out, the roast beast a pile of charred bones

Trump’s plan for the Epstein Files

This is the ideal Santa body. You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.

#xfiles #squeeze

Just put down “The Phantom of Kansas” by John Varley. Incredible short story. Could be my absolute favorite. RIP Varley

The guy who thinks skin color denotes civilization wears face paint the color of fucking Mars

The threats from AI are real | Sen. Bernie Sanders YouTube video by Senator Bernie Sanders

The threats from unchecked AI are real — worker displacement, corporate surveillance, invasion of privacy, environmental destruction, unmanned warfare.

Today, a tiny number of billionaires are shaping the future of AI behind closed doors. That is unacceptable. That must change.

Every cat has a novel inside them they need to write and yet are afraid to write, which is why they’re always staring out of windows or napping

Marriage A-la-Mode, Plate V: The Death of the Earl, by Simon François Ravenet, after William Hogarth, 1745, 📸 by @evanvucci

Going through my kids’ backpacks and sifting through their school work. Most of this will go in the fireplace, but occasionally there is something for the ol’ scrapbook. This must be what it feels like to be a slush reader

Was hoping for some Carrot Top style props coming out that bag. “Yeah so here’s a beer hat but for taking communion”

If chosen as your bus seatmate I promise to:

- Shrink in size
- Never exhale
- absorb odors rather than expel them
- Be neither attractive nor unattractive
- Miss my own stop if no one else is getting off

I cannot believe the christofascists have bent the LOTR story to their own ugly design in the same way they did with the Bible, US Constitution, US history, current events, science, facts in general

"All of you are going to have to make sacrifices and suffer, so other people don't accidentally get a little something too"

There is only one way to "save time," and that is to remove your food from the microwave before the time is up, leaving you those precious seconds on the clock. Save those seconds and roll them over to the next foodstuffs that you microwave, and repeat the process. I myself am up to 11,786 minutes