Eric Carmen was a MAGA weirdo at the end, but those Raspberries hits are still exquisite.

Carlos Correa wearing number 21, while the Astros promote a Correa jersey giveaway, with the number 1.

I like how the #Astros are promoting a Carlos Correa jersey giveaway, while showing him in said jersey…with a different number.

At the risk of sounding desperate, when are Ronel Blanco and Hayden Wesneski supposed to come back? I only ask because I’m desperate. #Astros

I could be the third starter on this staff.

Inexcusable. #Astros

I'm old enough to remember when Bryan Abreu used to occasionally throw a strike. #Astros

Ah, yes. The Before Times. I’ve heard tale of them.

That sounds marvelous. What was it like?

I’d hoped a Super Bowl win might mellow them out a little. Guess I’m glad I skipped this series.

Oof. Lame.

Sure, I guess. And talk your shit if you’re the big dog. I understand that. It’s more the speed with which it happened that surprised me. And it wasn’t even them winning the division that prompted the shift.

I’m glad to hear that I’m not the only one who’s noticed. It’s the weirdest sensation, but it’s palpable.

But since the Mariners started improving, it’s a completely different, entirely less pleasant experience. From the Astros Twitter days, particularly after the scandal, I know that everyone hates the Astros and their fans. But Mariners fans REALLY hate us. It’s odd, especially after those early days.

When I first moved to Portland, the #Astros were the worst team in baseball. And when they joined the American League, I’d try to get up to Seattle a couple times a season to watch. The M’s weren’t very good either, and it was always good natured banter at games.

Like this here? This sucks.

As an #Astros fan in the PNW, I’m forced to watch the Mariners broadcast whenever the two teams play. There are few things as grim as having to hear them call a big Mariners win. But it’s immensely satisfying to watch when the Astros are putting a beating on them.

Shooting over 60%, scoring over 130, and about to lose? That’s some hot buttered ass. #Rockets

Wait, so the #Rockets are kinda good now?

8pm west coast, baby.

These days, he’s not even much of a pitcher.

Holy smokes, Jose! #Astros

Is Burrows a legit number two starter? #Astros

Forgive me if this has already been covered, but is Cenac definitely going?

Giving up 24 runs (so far) to the team almost unanimously picked as the worst in the AL West seems…inauspicious. #Astros

Hope is a real MFer. #Astros

I will not vote for anyone who does not have mass prosecutions as part of his or her platform.

Two runs? Time to shut it down. #Astros

This is…grim. #Astros

I’m staunchly opposed to in-game interviews, but it’s hard not to like Omar Lopez. #Astros

Yep.