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Posts by ausburne, local jester

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*dad who lectures you after you tell him a joke*

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A side street lined with garages. a van is on the left side, trees in the background. it's night. a tall, fleshy thing with a bulbous head and an open mouth stands in the middle distance.

"-unhappy commuters woke early Monday morning on the 8th of December to discover that their cars, all parked on _________ had been crushed in the night. Officials are at a loss-"

A side street lined with garages. a van is on the left side, trees in the background. it's night. a tall, fleshy thing with a bulbous head and an open mouth stands in the middle distance. "-unhappy commuters woke early Monday morning on the 8th of December to discover that their cars, all parked on _________ had been crushed in the night. Officials are at a loss-"

"-unhappy commuters woke early Monday morning on the 8th of December to discover that their cars, all parked on _________ had been crushed in the night.

Officials are at a loss-"

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#ProudBlue #ResistanceUnited
Fighting & protesting is much harder on me now than it was 45- 50 years ago! But I will NOT give up. I also will not neglect self care.
“Caring for myself is not self-indulgence, it is self-preservation, and that is an act of political warfare.” - Audre Lorde

11 months ago 3033 568 70 20
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ART OF THE FOLD........

11 months ago 23544 4412 393 152

Freaked is a very special film and i WILL be purchasing the 4K boutique blu-ray boxset

11 months ago 220 18 12 1
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Day 206

Lowkey sleepin rn

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I gotta make another Forsaken fan song

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A Horrible Truth That Shouldn’t Be….

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#pixelart

11 months ago 2834 364 26 0
a hairless creature with a twisted face, two eyes with multiple pupils, and a vertical slit mouth opening into a ring of fangs. he's wearing a black t-shirt

a hairless creature with a twisted face, two eyes with multiple pupils, and a vertical slit mouth opening into a ring of fangs. he's wearing a black t-shirt

it's what's inside

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you don’t get ratios like this on twitter anymore

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Kaleigh Rogers @KaleighRogers
One couple at a voting station in Port Credit said they would rather not speak to American media.
They then apologized three times.
10:12 AM • 4/28/25 • 69K Views

Kaleigh Rogers @KaleighRogers One couple at a voting station in Port Credit said they would rather not speak to American media. They then apologized three times. 10:12 AM • 4/28/25 • 69K Views

Peak Canada

11 months ago 19417 2408 196 106

Um, don't we actually share a triplex?

11 months ago 110 1 9 1
My daughter’s linocut of a wren

My daughter’s linocut of a wren

I’ve mentioned on here that my 16 yo daughter is dialling down schoolwork overwhelm by making linocuts. Here’s her latest design:

11 months ago 16807 763 586 52
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and the crowd goes wild (crickets chirping)

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

it's probably not obvious, through the descriptions i am calling Whiskey an outdated piece of shit

purely melee combat automaton that has been relegated to low-risk site security and has the free time to loiter around the base, what a joke

1 year ago 0 0 0 0
WHISKEY

Internal Security Automaton
- close-range combat
- site security
- pending for modernisation and retrofit


any pronouns

reserved and non-confrontational, but argumentative if allowed

frequents the base's hydroponics and agriculture sector

WHISKEY Internal Security Automaton - close-range combat - site security - pending for modernisation and retrofit any pronouns reserved and non-confrontational, but argumentative if allowed frequents the base's hydroponics and agriculture sector

i forgot i had a bluesky

hi everyone i made another sona after nearly 6 years #oc

1 year ago 1 0 1 1

kendo is so fun :3c

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(Part 2)

1 year ago 23 2 0 1

Michigan just finished their worst season in ten years and still returned home to a standing ovation because they beat Ohio State and these are the things we have to keep alive as every other shred of meaning is stripped away from the sport

1 year ago 5948 419 102 37
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Losing all my coins in Plates of Fate

1 year ago 192 25 0 1
a creature made up of four pairs of alabaster pale legs, joined together by twisted raw meat and a frill reminiscent of a tuto that grows over the top of the mass, like a clam shell or the top of a mushroom. the creature is on a dark suburban street in front of a chain link fence.

a creature made up of four pairs of alabaster pale legs, joined together by twisted raw meat and a frill reminiscent of a tuto that grows over the top of the mass, like a clam shell or the top of a mushroom. the creature is on a dark suburban street in front of a chain link fence.

another silent hill monster! i'll go back and name all of these at some point.

1 year ago 2768 315 73 7
A street at night, lit by flashlight. We can see part of a picket fence in the middle distance. A very tall figure stands before us, it’s head covered by tight canvas. Two layers make up some skirts, and the creatures legs are skinless meaty stilts wrapped in bloody bandage. It has what looks like a camera lense made of rusty metal and glass growing from its chest.

A street at night, lit by flashlight. We can see part of a picket fence in the middle distance. A very tall figure stands before us, it’s head covered by tight canvas. Two layers make up some skirts, and the creatures legs are skinless meaty stilts wrapped in bloody bandage. It has what looks like a camera lense made of rusty metal and glass growing from its chest.

Another silent hill monster. Trying to play with established features and still spin something new.

Beginning to think that my protagonist would be an ex ballet dancer.

1 year ago 1944 335 45 2
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A surreal, grotesque abomination, all leathery brown flesh, exposed ribs and calloused tumours, is bent backwards over a metal pole. The pole penetrates the figure at various points along its length. It has one free arm, horribly thin and long, which it uses to drag itself up and forward. Its face is a white plaster mask facing horizontally forward, the eyes twin black holes.

A surreal, grotesque abomination, all leathery brown flesh, exposed ribs and calloused tumours, is bent backwards over a metal pole. The pole penetrates the figure at various points along its length. It has one free arm, horribly thin and long, which it uses to drag itself up and forward. Its face is a white plaster mask facing horizontally forward, the eyes twin black holes.

Wanted to paint my take on a silent hill style creature!

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I cracked the code. Told my boomer dad that having motion smoothing on his TV 'makes it work twice as hard' and will 'wear it out faster' and now hes obsessed with making sure its off.

2 years ago 6916 1571 59 78
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ネオ東北鉄道のお仕事してるメカ娘ちゃん

1 year ago 144 46 1 1
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Girl problems.

1 year ago 485 99 3 1