*dad who lectures you after you tell him a joke*
Posts by ausburne, local jester
A side street lined with garages. a van is on the left side, trees in the background. it's night. a tall, fleshy thing with a bulbous head and an open mouth stands in the middle distance. "-unhappy commuters woke early Monday morning on the 8th of December to discover that their cars, all parked on _________ had been crushed in the night. Officials are at a loss-"
"-unhappy commuters woke early Monday morning on the 8th of December to discover that their cars, all parked on _________ had been crushed in the night.
Officials are at a loss-"
#ProudBlue #ResistanceUnited
Fighting & protesting is much harder on me now than it was 45- 50 years ago! But I will NOT give up. I also will not neglect self care.
“Caring for myself is not self-indulgence, it is self-preservation, and that is an act of political warfare.” - Audre Lorde
ART OF THE FOLD........
Freaked is a very special film and i WILL be purchasing the 4K boutique blu-ray boxset
A Horrible Truth That Shouldn’t Be….
Coin
#pixelart
a hairless creature with a twisted face, two eyes with multiple pupils, and a vertical slit mouth opening into a ring of fangs. he's wearing a black t-shirt
it's what's inside
you don’t get ratios like this on twitter anymore
Kaleigh Rogers @KaleighRogers One couple at a voting station in Port Credit said they would rather not speak to American media. They then apologized three times. 10:12 AM • 4/28/25 • 69K Views
Peak Canada
Um, don't we actually share a triplex?
My daughter’s linocut of a wren
I’ve mentioned on here that my 16 yo daughter is dialling down schoolwork overwhelm by making linocuts. Here’s her latest design:
and the crowd goes wild (crickets chirping)
it's probably not obvious, through the descriptions i am calling Whiskey an outdated piece of shit
purely melee combat automaton that has been relegated to low-risk site security and has the free time to loiter around the base, what a joke
WHISKEY Internal Security Automaton - close-range combat - site security - pending for modernisation and retrofit any pronouns reserved and non-confrontational, but argumentative if allowed frequents the base's hydroponics and agriculture sector
i forgot i had a bluesky
hi everyone i made another sona after nearly 6 years #oc
kendo is so fun :3c
(Part 2)
Michigan just finished their worst season in ten years and still returned home to a standing ovation because they beat Ohio State and these are the things we have to keep alive as every other shred of meaning is stripped away from the sport
a creature made up of four pairs of alabaster pale legs, joined together by twisted raw meat and a frill reminiscent of a tuto that grows over the top of the mass, like a clam shell or the top of a mushroom. the creature is on a dark suburban street in front of a chain link fence.
another silent hill monster! i'll go back and name all of these at some point.
A street at night, lit by flashlight. We can see part of a picket fence in the middle distance. A very tall figure stands before us, it’s head covered by tight canvas. Two layers make up some skirts, and the creatures legs are skinless meaty stilts wrapped in bloody bandage. It has what looks like a camera lense made of rusty metal and glass growing from its chest.
Another silent hill monster. Trying to play with established features and still spin something new.
Beginning to think that my protagonist would be an ex ballet dancer.
A surreal, grotesque abomination, all leathery brown flesh, exposed ribs and calloused tumours, is bent backwards over a metal pole. The pole penetrates the figure at various points along its length. It has one free arm, horribly thin and long, which it uses to drag itself up and forward. Its face is a white plaster mask facing horizontally forward, the eyes twin black holes.
Wanted to paint my take on a silent hill style creature!
I cracked the code. Told my boomer dad that having motion smoothing on his TV 'makes it work twice as hard' and will 'wear it out faster' and now hes obsessed with making sure its off.
ネオ東北鉄道のお仕事してるメカ娘ちゃん
Girl problems.