Whirled peas.

I think we should use it all year round just to be sure. Happy Easter.

I still think about this a lot.

7/10.

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

Nice one. I just got one for Hamburg.

Just got one for Hamburg. Similar price. €€€

“Pffff. Typical.”

Popping to the pub for a swift couple on Friday lunchtime and then coming in on Saturday morning to fix what you did on Friday afternoon.

Or “don’t wash that one!”

😕🇺🇸

This will have people putting on the foil.

Typical.

How will I post on my X-Files Chatroom?

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Rick Astley's boxing career was very short lived.

What I really love about the northern lights is living really close to an airport and not being able to see it.

I can give you my Bronze Swimming Certificate.

Just done the washing up. If I don’t get given an award for this I’m invading Greenland.

The cow uprising has begun.

And maybe the UK too.

We’ve just done that. Excellent TV.

The EU and UK should shut down X just as they shut down RT - and in fact I think it is likely that they will eventually. The question is, how much damage will be done by then?

How long do ear worms last? I heard it was 7 hours and 15 days.

All potatoes are mashed potatoes when you eat them.

Boxing day. The one where you need to call the coastguard as it might be a danger to shipping.

Sounds like a goodun. My condolences.

In the UK, the family all stand on boxes and the last one still on their box gets eat the Christmas tree.

It would make a nice needlepoint pillow or a tattoo.

Gingerbread village people?