pronounce yemen like semen, then we’ll talk

What Mark Duplass is doing with the Creep Tapes show is so fun, and no one is talking about it. And I get it because it’s not for everyone but I hope more people pay attention to this weird niche thing and apply it to their own thing.

I don’t blame anyone who had fun with the Titan submersible memes but it was a little too Horror Movie for me no matter how you slice the blame. This is pure 🍿 though, loop “Not Like Us” and let’s dance in the street what’re we doing

arson, quiet quitting, I think we’re saying the same thing

“Top 1000 listener” Apple Replay card for DJ Sabrina the Teenage DJ

Cameron the DJ Sabrina the Teenage DJ superfan.

When you revisit an album tailor-made to a specific season one year later and confirm it’s a 10/10 classic, *chef’s kiss*

All I want is a social media app synced to your latest book progress. To-the-page takes on top (prioritizing friends), then popular up until your current page. I want to theorize! Ask dumb questions without spoilers! This would be so refreshing compared to review or even book club culture. #booksky

Thankful to have curated a feed of absolute weirdos in such a short time 🙏

Shoutout to the group in our row at Wicked who were audibly shocked and scandalized by every single development. I hope they get nothing spoiled and get to lose their shit all over again next Thanksgiving.

Today’s KC morning biking weather tip: if you haven’t broken out those face coverings yet, in a pinch you can sing Weezer’s Buddy Holly on repeat and replace the chorus with ‘ooh-wee-ooh should’ve worn my balaclava’ to keep those face muscles moving.

bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway ALT: bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway

Me joining every new platform then leaving when I inevitably can’t just recreate the Google Reader circa 2008 experience (still holding out hope here).