Hell yeah, you got this!

Don't say I never treat y'all ;P

lil' dude..

Our #1 complaint with PMC Promiscuity was that we used far too many cubes, but gamers don't know what they want and our investors assure is cubes are all the rage on wallstreet, so we're adding 400% more cubes this time round

Don't say I never treat y'all ;P

Low cortisol snek..

Also I really want to name my next pet Mr. Beast so that every time they wander into the room I can point and go MR. BEEEEAAAAST

I like to think that's just him attempting to take ownership over the fact he's a soulless corporate husk with nothing behind his eyes lol

Low cortisol snek..

NO NO NO WAIT WAIT WAIT

Thank fuck there's a free comb

Everyone cums when their chakras get alligned properly bro don't chakra shame it's normal

Bro my chakras bro, they's so fucking unaligned bro, I need you to unlock my chakras bro, it's not gay my inner alchemy is off bro, it's just a little chakra realignment between bros bro

Close enough. PMC Promiscuity finally mentioned 💪

Yeah I got ambushed by a gaggle of Miku cosplayers who treated me like they were starved and I was the last chicken wing they'd ever get to eat, just absolutely ravenously trying to get any remaining bit of moisture and flavour out of my dehydrated bone dry husk.

"I got the meat sucked clean off my bones by a gang of trans Miku cosplayers at the Miku Expo and all I got was this stupid bald Miku plush"

Sat on my ride on lawn-mower getting mind-melting sloppy, getting the absolute meat sucked off my bones, by the local HOA head.

I know she's still gonna fine me for overfilling my recycling bin when the good lord grants me mercy and finally decides to gift her some concept of the word 'quit'.

When an issue happens with a service that uses AI and everyone wrongly blames the AI, the people using AI then scoff and see it as "They don't even know what they're talking about."

Instead of "People associate AI and therefore your service as being bad faith, shit quality, and not working."

WHO'S THAT POKEMON??

OUUERGH SO CRAYON HUNGRY

Now I'm not saying that Hollywood saw Markiplier make millions in a movie about blood, and then rushed to get another Youtuber like him (Jacksepticeye) to be a producer of the Bloodborne film.

But it sure is a coincidence.

What the fuck do you mean the 'Side Men+' is a real streaming service.

Support devs that eat crayons

Close! It's actual some form of lizard? I think? Maybe an eel?

GAY SPODER

Every iteration of Kyva her tail gets chomkier 😔

WHO'S THAT POKEMON??

God's perfect critter..