”But don't worry, Mr. Edgeworth. I wouldn't do anything like hiding your fuzzy slippers.” (...Since when have I ever worn fuzzy slippers!?)

Maya Fey's soul shall be plunged into the lowest level of hell -- the Hell of Tickling.

You shall live a short, inconsequential life, only to be brutally devoured by a sea otter.

That was the Cracker Song. Is it not crisp and full of flavour?

It is not appropriate for a lowly servant to speak of the family cat.

Y'know, I was thinking... How do you address a Great Witch...? ”Hail to thee, oh magnificent magical one!” Or maybe just: ”Wassup, witchy baby?”

DOWN ON YOUR HANDSǃǃǃ FLOOR ON YOUR HEADǃǃǃ

Only a professional lunchlady could be so clueless. Congratulations. Perhaps you’ve finally found your true calling in life.

Excuse you! Do you see any snot on my face, Apollo?!

Alright, I have an idea. How about we call you Nick's Secret Fanboy Edgeworth from now on?

I can feel her sexy beam piercing my heart when she’s watching meǃ Seeeeeexy beam, I tell youǃ

(Argh! That's ridiculous! If only I was allowed to lift up her dress, I could prove it!)

Are you saying an old man like me can't bumble around town and slip on a few roads?!

Hold it! I said, ”Hold it!”

...You do know that there are no such things as lawyer cooties, right?

We won’t rest until we’ve inspected every suspicious-looking crook and nanny!

I wonder if Mr Beate will ever be dragged into the Thames by his scarf...

Whatever the case, I cannot even consider a world in which one is not free to slurp upon one's spaghetti...

Whatever the case, I cannot even consider a world in which one is not free to slurp upon one's spaghetti...

Fun fact: Professor, did you know not all mushrooms are edible? Mystic Maya's Fun Fact of the Day!

What is the basis for your strange delusions, Mr. Wright!?

...You do know that there are no such things as lawyer cooties, right?

A fool alongside another fool, on a fool's errand to reach a foolish conclusion!

So, if I order a pizza, does that mean I’m planning to murder the pizza boy?

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”Dude, that's terrible! Don't let some disembodied voice boss you around!” (This coming from a man with a cell phone on his wrist...)

Peanuts? I don’t get paid enough for peanut butter, let alone peanutsǃ

We examined that room. Every crook and granny. Right, Justine?

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