Turns out I really was 🥳😂😂😂

My favorite pair of stress balls 😏🙂‍↕️
@ofwithlovemax.bsky.social
#balls #jerkoff #gay #boyfriends

Guess I’m the top tonight? 😜 @ofwithlovemax.bsky.social
#dick #cock #gay #boyfriends

now listen up you rascals! it’s penis time!!

Feeling good 💪🏼

I guess the upside of getting a crack in my car’s windshield today is that I just renewed my insurance this Monday and added a full coverage for glass, which I didn’t have previously.

😈

Now listen here Phlorb, you know damn well that video ends too early 😂

The new Super Mario movie is cool for all the references, but that’s about it. The story itself is meh at best.
All in all, I’m glad I pirated it, it wouldn’t have been worth the money to see it in cinema 😂

God I have the hottest boyfriend 😍

And the grand finale of the bath time shenanigens 🥛🍆

Bath time shenanigans part 2 😜🫣

Bath time shananigens😏

Holy shit, we might have narrowly avoided getting a far-right government.
Fingers crossed official count will have the same result as exit polls 😰

#fcf but it’s in gif form 😏

I was kinda worried this would happen but hype won over reason. I’m so overwhelmed with things you can do in Pokopia that I can barely even get myself to play it anymore 🥲

How can you tell a millenial is driving a few cars in front of you? They left about triple the amount of required space between them and a truck loaded with logs 🙃
In their defense, I did the same when it was my turn to drive behind it (didn’t have to do it for long luckily)

Well this Monday is definitely Mondaying.

Ngl, one of my favorite things to do while riding his dick is playing with his balls while he’s balls deep in me. Anyone else? 🫣😋

And @ofwithlovemax.bsky.social says hi as well 😂

I woke up like this
#blowjob

Morning, I'm up...
But does anyone just wanna get in and cuddle? I don't wanna go to work

Did too many wall ball shots and box step ups at the gym yesterday, and now it hurts to walk.
But I’m cute, so it’s fine.

Are we becoming a muscle bear?!