Tweeting is to Twitter as skeeting is to Bluesky as scatting is to shrimp scampi.

What is the disorder called when, while reading gay posts, you hear a Karen in your head saying “I’m just gonna squeeze in here real quick”?

Bc I have that.

a man tried to rob me yesterday for twenty euros while I was walking about my neighborhood.

unfortunately for him, the attempted crime took place on the steps of Rue de Lesseps, where I insisted on sharing with him the folktale hero of Manhattan: la comtesse Luann de Lesseps.

9 years in Paris (vitamin D deficiency)

about to watch ju-on hbu

Best gen 9 mon

Osaka was very cute

Not mad she bailed halfway thru her second song; mad bc I could have been leveling up my trainer rank.

ZA capturing how it feels to be fem and broke in Paris

NGL, I think ZA is in my top 3 of all time.

us at Père Lachaise

😛

don’t let them distract you from the real reason for the season

I was confusing the FCC for #FCF. This entire debacle is much clearer now.

As you can see, this is a very personal matter.

At 13, I was removed from a fundamentalist church camp after insisting that I perform the entire cabaret medley from the 1998 revival’s entr’acte during their holy trinity talent show.

wasn’t raptured after all :( but I did find this Inuyasha XL shirt for 17€. god taketh and god giveth

BRB ? being raptured ?

How I feel when people call me xibi irl

my street’s had more work done this year than Joan Rivers did in her entire 300-year career

my anxiety manifest ⠀
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reverse rapture: i appear after vanishing for 6 months to tell u how much I prefer doliprane over tylenol

Telling people I quit working at a luxe agency so I could start a new life in Cyrodiil.

Me after helping them speak French for two weeks 👉🏻👈🏻

Sending my family back home early bc oblivion just dropped and I’ve had enough gay American shit.

the joy of having gay parents (clueless & loving it)

A way of life 🦋

an elderly woman wearing glasses and a green jacket holds a cup of coffee ALT: an elderly woman wearing glasses and a green jacket holds a cup of coffee

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Photography savoir-faire and digital design are birds of a feather 🪽🪽