Start Monday Night Football at 7pm PERMANENTLY.

*taps the sign*

Dave Portnoy tweet saying ‘absolutely disgusting and disturbing video from Charlie Kirk shooting today. Hoping for the best for him and his family. Anybody who is happy about this is a disgusting human.’

Pop Crave Tweet: ‘Barstool Sports CEO Dave Portnoy says he hopes a missile hits Greta Thunberg’s boat as she sails away with aid: “I hope they hit a f*cking, like, a missile on her boat. Knock that boat down. Greta or whatever her name is”

This explains it better than I can

You are under no obligation to mourn the death of people who would’ve celebrated yours.

i believe that at 18 every american should be entered into a draft, not for military service, but for one year of mandatory retail or restaurant work

It's sampling Michael Jackson's Off the Wall. Took me awhile to fight it out

Such a ridiculous and hilarious movie

I think tire companies are dropping nails on the road to generate business. 3 nails in my tire the last year 🤬

LeBron is 4 assists away from that elusive 27-7-7 game

CHOMP
CHOMP
CHAMPS
🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊

everyday you just see something more fucked up than whatever fucked up shit you saw yesterday

Denver wants to be the 4 seed

One of those random phone games. This one is spades. The visual looks like a game at a Black cookout where with everyone staring at you crazy waiting on you to fuck up so they can cuss you out. 😭

I don’t know if this is racist or cultural competent. 😭😭😭

Definitely a sandwich

JUST IN: NASA says there's now a 3.1% chance an asteroid will hit Earth in 2032, up from 2.6% yesterday.

This is the highest risk assessment an asteroid has ever received, surpassing 2.7% in 2004

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LeBron make one three and think it's heat check time

Out of sight, out of mind.

I forget shit in the back of the refrigerator and I love food more than I like most people.

This is a fucking coup and Dems/progressives need to pull a S. Korea. Do NOT listen to Mark Cuban and others saying “let’s just ‘nice’ our way out of it.”

NO.

😲

DEI this, DEI that... I'm so tired of these bigots.

Man dinner gets real sad when I get to the grocery store and all the rotisserie gone 😞

The argument here--that it's *morally wrong* to judge somebody by the ideas and beliefs they profess and advocate--has somehow become the dominant elite ideology of our era and it's still the stupidest fucking thing I've ever encountered.

The ends of the bread really good y’all just need to grow up fr

The first trick of the devil is to convince you he does not exist...

The second trick... that you're not seeing WHAT YOU ARE SEEING

#MLKDay

Can we really say anyone is making forward progress in these times