Ok spaghetti man

Oh you are………evil

I can’t believe I used to be nervous about flying with a four month old potato who’s primary mode of function was “sit and stare” or “boob and sleep”

Genuinely cannot wait to ruin some business man’s morning by dragging my feral toddler into first class on our flight tomorrow 🤩🤩

you were my crown, part 19

Galadriel puts some plans into motion and makes a decision that will change all of their lives.

#annatariel #saurondriel #haladriel

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A suggestive pic I think triggered it but nobody’s even naked 🙄

Today, figure out how to say crocodile, tomorrow Model UN

Let me get my nurse costume

Omg hahahahaha they’re STRICCCCT

Adapt improvise overcome etc

I was like haha wait what does this say about my parenting

I think Hal’s corruption kink transcends all genders :///// also, big house :’)

“Here damn”

My kid was apparently so fed up with a new baby at daycare crying for his mom that when she brought over multiple toys to distract him to no avail, she instead started dragging over the entire toybin

Why stop at 1 boyfriend I always say

Forgot to crosspost the homiehopper AU the other day

I need to know everyone’s thoughts about that little universe because I’ve spent so much time staring at the wall thinking about it

We even got enough “future voter” stickers for all her daycare friends 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Dripping sweat by the time I got to work but worth it 🫡

Turns out you CAN lug a 20lb toddler up and down a massive hill during a heatwave to your voting site if simply powered by the hatred of Cuomo

Spare human not necessary at this time

She’s just like wow would you look at the time…….lets go old man 😭

“Why would a man be there”

Something hysterical about my kid getting up and closing the door to her bedroom in her dad’s face every night when she realizes it’s time for me to rock her to sleep

I was thinking…..prequel:) one day :)

They let me out of my cage for good behavior

Formal apology for having Sisters Keeper thoughts again

Working a silly little numbers job is funny because why are we emailing about a $140 charge like lives are on the line

And she runs that troop better than the NAVY

As many as she can carry