Just fantastic, really.

I’m doing so good.

And she was right

I want to be Infowars’s Steve Kornacki.

Bill Hicks faked his death and re-emerged as Alex Jones.

Is The Onion taking them over too?

The Onion!Infowars Store having both a "turn your piss into gold" and a "turn your gold into piss" product currently "sold out" is an extremely good bit.

Phoenix’s own!

I may be one of the only people at today’s Diamondbacks/Blue Jays game who perked up at the PA announcement: “For today’s ceremonial first pitch, please welcome actress Haley Lu Richardson!”

anyone who knew someone with pancreatic cancer knows how big of a deal this is

Ideal relationship dynamic

It shocks me how many businesses still don’t seem to get that Trump’s cultural revolution did not actually happen

Dakota Johnson is the only celebrity who should have a podcast.

unmute, this is 100% right

Clavicular is a lolcow and the internet will not be satisfied until they watch him die.

this being the thing that crosses the line for many rightwingers is so illustrative of how they don’t really care about anything real that actually matters. their problems are all entirely fictional

If it was Bari’s idea to have Clavicular get frame mogged by the hottest employee of CBS News, I will, unfortunately, have to hand it to her.

TRUMP: Do you think men should play in women's sports?

DOORDASH DRIVER: I really don't have an opinion on that. I'm here about no tax on tips.

Real Euphoria heads will understand this is a compliment.

A webcomic named IT’S VOLDEMORT! where he’s this hilarious bitch (complimentary) who is vociferously against everything Miss Jo stands for.

You know what isn’t working about this? Now that these characters are in their mid 20s this is all just normal LA behavior

You will never guess who I am referring to here.

I’m an autistic 33-year-old man and if that has taught me anything it’s that everyone fucking hates each other.

Photo of 2 men watching a baseball game wearing jerseys that read Harper and Lee.

Sniffies: The Everything App

Local man has never heard of the sunk cost fallacy.