Capitalism really doesn't like my extended debt free status.
They keep sending me offers of credit, and they get bigger every time.
MF'er, you taught me not to want things in the 90's. It's way too late now.

Hand holding a squat green glass bottle with a rag stuffed down the neck and the words "As Per My Last Email" etched on the face.

Feels like the right time to bring back this gem.

Comic Sans was the signage font, and was greeted with appreciation

Three tubes filled with wax and coffee grounds in a plastic container a jar of dried coffee grounds and A Measuring Cup of melted wax

Today’s weird craft is making fire-starter logs from used coffee grounds and scrap wax #camping #goblincrafts

All clear has been given.

I live half a block from the pool. The all clear has been given.

Good news. The nearest American military base is 82 kilometres away and down-wind. Depending on the day, fallout should go east of there.

God Damn It Donut! You’re just asking for trouble

Bobba & Fett

As in the Highlander movie?

There Can Be Only One
Beheading is the only thing that works
Holy Ground is Sanctuary

If someone beheads the terf, you know this will lead them back to us, right?
Worth it, but still problematic

Yes. but also wear lavender. They dislike lavender.

Some books I read on the patio while I feed the crows. It helps to bring friends.

I started with Wizards Guide. My WTF moments were when I discovered the other books were not nearly so cozy. (Still reading them all though)

Back in 2013, CJ Cherryh got in touch to compliment this strip of mine.

I need to print and frame that email...

www.dorktower.com/2013/05/14/p...

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Since they're scraping Reddit and Wikipedia, they likely won't find sufficient sarc marks or interrobangs to add them to the model. /s might make it though.

Odd silver linings with ai — about 10% more people can now name the longer dash.

Why do some scientists say "Bluesky is dead. I have no engagement. I have more engagement on X"? My TL is full of cool science, queer art, weird history facts, politics and whimsy. You're just not doing it right, man. Plus the fascism

I took a 4 day weekend to celebrate my birthday, now I gotta drag my ass back into the office.
I begin to see the appeal of running away and becoming a bog-witch.

Possibly the best kind of food coma

Oh, that’s gonna be a learning curve.
And ICE types aren’t noted for being the quickest in the class.

Funny, I don't need to ask which Piggy you are referring to.

it’s a very complicated place to be in
While you can hate the actions of your homeland, it’s still your homeland, all your foundational experiences and attachments are there.
Go easy on yourself while you build experiences and attachments elsewhere

Seems like a natural for a pneumatic tube transit system

Not all of Canada is a winter wonderland.

Deep in the forest, a forgotten temple ruin overgrown by moss is the final resting place of an old god.

A stone is heaved aside, sunlight warms ancient flagstones.

An offering is placed on the altar - salt, bread, oil.

A prayer is said: "If you can help, do so. If not, persist."

It is answered.

Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

10 year old you also thought D&D could be a career. It took longer than we thought, but you were right.

I got “Galvanic”
That type of year already.

Or at least lay out your puzzle so that it's solvable.