I don’t think he’s even a real representative smh

The STD market’s looking more bullish by the day

The pee tape is out?!!

That’s not a prohibition on blood, it’s a prohibition on scabs

I’m with Plato here: nobody who wants to be in charge of how to be a lesbian should be allowed to be in charge of how to be a lesbian

Maybe they mean they want to debunk the myth that the Holocaust was a myth? Eh?

The only way we unfuck our country is through a puritanical anti-corruption drive. We need to rip out a vast substrate of corrupt elites and marginalize an even larger contingent of mere incompetents and cowards.

Ppl need to be terrified of the white-collar criminal laws of the United States again.

We aren't going to fire Kash Patel when we win in Congress. We are going to send him to Harvard business school on the taxpayers dime to ensure he gets the management training he needs!

Today marks the 44th anniversary of the single most sanity-warping print error ever committed to print.

The gnawing, eldritch, Lovecraftian horror of this Peterborough Standard society page from April 18, 1980.

Theremony at tremony at the liremony indeed.

This is how he gets his rocks off.

I find that extra “very” quite compelling, actually.

High school yearbook picture of Eric Swalwell looking like an early-to-mid-90s high school bully. Senior quote is “when you can’t have it, you must take it!”

When you sling insults on the internet, this is who you’re insulting

Catholic Vance Breaks Silence on Trump's Jesus-Like Image Amid Outcry From Other Conservatives — TIME The Vice President, who converted to Catholicism in 2019, also remarked on the heightened tension between the Trump Administration and the Vatican.

“In some cases, it would be best for the Vatican to stick to matters of morality… and let the President stick to dictating American public policy.”

TRANSLATION: The President’s policy priorities are divorced from moral considerations

We didn’t JUST see an election in 2016—we saw the birth of a new religious movement.

Everything about Trumpism makes sense when you adopt this frame.

Batman Begins actor John Nolan dies aged 87 as nephew Christopher Nolan pays tribute

Sorry but I won’t be shedding any tears for this nepo uncle 😤

Ackchuwally, “Kill” is Irish for “church.” I bet you feel dumb for hating on him now!

Bradford pears.

LUDD GANG ASSEMBLE!

Lehi? The group that sought an audience with and material support from Adolf Hitler? That Lehi?

That grim satisfaction seems to be all we have left.

the fact that Confederate Surrender Day isn't a federal holiday tells you pretty much all you need to know about the US

race communism

The iconic opening credits title card of TWIN PEAKS, which premiered on April 8, 1990; one’s own mind, meanwhile, provides the equally iconic opening chords of composer Angelo Badalamenti’s theme song.

Thirty-six years ago, on April 8, 1990, David Lynch and @markfrost.bsky.social’s TWIN PEAKS pilot introduced a world both wonderful and strange to almost 35 million people. For dreamers and thinkers everywhere, it set off a most beautiful bomb in their imaginations, and continues to do so today. 🏔️🏔️

I was invited to give a campus-wide keynote at a flagship university for Sexual Assault Awareness Month. I was offered a speaker’s fee of $150 and parking validation.

These schools really let us know their values based on where they spend their money.

From my cold, dead thumbs.

I, too, weigh in on topics about which I know nothing 🇺🇸 🧐 🇺🇸

Happy to help!