Does anyone remember having “mud rooms”? Is that still a thing?

Schrödinger's Strait of Hormuz: is it open or closed?

“Hello” “Hello” “Hellooo”

the enemy of my enemy is.... the pope? wait that can't be right.

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨

(I'm NOT deleting my post below 👇)

Sid Krofft, co-creator of “H.R. Pufnstuf” and “Land of the Lost,” dead at 96

A big part of my childhood has died. 🥺 RIP Sid and Marty!

Chicago White Sox pope hats giveaway

In the running for greatest giveaway of all time

People just liked it better that way.

Dad pranks are the best!

Band from the bathroom

Green Bidet

I love this town.

I like how this post almost forces the reader to say “I could pee” in their mind.

Dad energy.

I’ve never wanted a pet bird more in my life!

…and send.

Y’know, these guys would’ve been off this island years ago if it weren’t for that Gilligan guy. He sucks.

Winner of “Dogs Who Look Like Their Owners” award

But did you use this Special Shit? 💩

I don’t mind visitors, just don’t look in any corners of my rooms.

sign that says "BABY SHOES ON SALE 1 FOR $60 2 FOR $80 3 FOR $100"

hold my beer, hemingway

And another one at 7:00

What’s so “good” about it?

Rain stopping briefly. Expected to stop at 4:41PM and start again 5 frigging minutes later. Get your ducks in a row!

Don’t tease me, WeatherApp

—Oscar Wilde

Squirrel steals packet of crackers from dashboard right under Peter Gabriel’s nose while rain falls outside the car.

Tomatoes cannot make up their mind whether they are a fruit or vegetable. Strawberries are decidedly honest about their fruitiness. I appreciate that in my food.

Goes well with my Kardashian strawberry profile pic.

Following

RFKjr remake of Snakes on a Plane….Snakes in the Brain

You do not.