When I go to look up lyrics now, Genius makes a popup appear in my phone to download something extremely sketchy. I guess it’s time to retvrn to azlyrics and songmeanings

God help me, I got the Paris Hilton Sweet n Spicy creamer and it’s… good?

Most novelty creamer flavors lose the flavor once actually mixed into coffee and just end up tasting like a worse version of regular cream. I do actually get the cinnamon pop rocks-style kick with this one!

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

Look at this pistol squatter

‘My Work Doesn’t Define Me,’ Says Man Who Will Spend 90,000 Hours Of Lifetime At Office

‘My Work Doesn’t Define Me,’ Says Man Who Will Spend 90,000 Hours Of Lifetime At Office theonion.com/my-work-doesnt-define-me...

I don’t have bipolar but my dick does. Like I have days long periods where I’m crazy horny, each separated by several weeks of feeling absolutely nothing. I don’t have an in between

New shirt

new shoes
3hrs

me and the boys on the USS Abraham Lincoln eating boiled boot leather and sharing stories about the most Realistic Pussy we've ever seen

a world where sex is only okay if it can be turned into a punchline to punch down at somebody

anatomical depiction of squirting. no idea if it's even close to accurate. don't care cause it's glorious

POV: you just got squarted. absolutely blasted

"You're doing great, big dog" 🐻

Cheerful lil wolverine guy 🍺

One thing about millennials is that they love legends of the hidden temple. You can lure one anywhere with the mention of this show

It’s crazy how fiber makes me feel full but not satisfied. Like I ate salad an hour ago and I’m physically full of food but also I wanna eat more. What do I do about this

a wolf standing in front of an antique store with a slushie. they've left their open sign on, illuminating the wolf's black fur as it subtly smiles

they don't look open to me

#furry #therian #fursona #furryart #wolf #photograph #schmear

hello jay i am your cyber insurance adjuster: please keep posting this shit

the cover of POUNDED BY EXTREME EXHAUSTION AFTER A TRIP TO THE GROCERY STORE THAT IS SOMEHOW WILDLY DISPROPORTIONATE TO HOW TIRED YOU’D EXPECT TO FEEL AFTER SHOPPING featuring a smiling bearded man with no shirt on he is handsome. he is in the store and there is a sentient shopping cart next to him with Zs floating out of it

why the HECK is is so tiring? enjoy new tingler POUNDED BY EXTREME EXHAUSTION AFTER A TRIP TO THE GROCERY STORE THAT IS SOMEHOW WILDLY DISPROPORTIONATE TO HOW TIRED YOU’D EXPECT TO FEEL AFTER SHOPPING out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0GXC3LLB1 or true buckaroo patreon www.patreon.com/posts/pounde...

you can have the whole "what do you do?" conversation but instead of being boring human jobs it's the way that everyone contributes to our surrounding culture

the guy I roomed with at LVFC mods Toaster's twitch chat but also his music was used in Artdecade's youtube series American Dreaming

furry porn commissions are down

lentic (adj): of, relating to, or living in still waters (such as lakes, ponds, or swamps)

catachresis (noun): use of the wrong word for the context

seriously though

Autechre track titles are so cool because you’ll be listening to something that feels like being eaten alive by nanobots and then you look to see if the track title means anything and it’s “misusing a word in a lake”

I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say NERV has a white privilege problem

Daily Doodle 218 "Verin Line-up Part 1"
Some more work for @ethnisstudio.bsky.social

Daily Doodle 219 "Tinkerer"
Zozzona's been long at work with finding a way to refine her distillery for essential elements. Any excuse to make another gadget is time well spent.

ur only supposed to have a team AFTER you get famous! if u have one before you have a #1 hit that makes u an industry plant!!! /s

i don’t think a lot of people understand how music promotion works. yes, a lot of artists have management companies and their job is to promote and drive engagement. that’s .. how it works. most of this stuff isn’t wholly organic. a good PR team goes more than a long way!!