Joke makes itself, doesn't it?

I would have expected that from Lambert....

Didn't he fight Roy in '98?

@hardywallbanger.bsky.social held up wonderfully (in the fridge)

Carpe Bombe?

Already am

Still full from last night?

Call 877-CASH-NOW....

In town and you couldn't even let me know. I'm not hurt, just disappointed.

@cjzero.bsky.social we're you able to get th Wilson mock crying from Habs/Caps?

Are those pictures even from this century?

What do you have against him, that's the question.

financial advice in a weird time:

-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw

simple

Hearing Lou Nanne on the Wild game while the state tourney is going on confused the hell out of me for a minute

CC @sickoscommittee.org

Gonna make some swill to go along with that hardtack?

That's it. Thanks!

@hollyanderson.bsky.social years ago, you shared a biscuit recipe with a replacement for White Lilly flour. You wouldn't still have that site saved, would you?

Love to see it

You know, that's pretty good

120 proof Scotch? Goddamn

If you went to college
1. what was your career goal when you started?
2. your initial major?
3. if you changed majors, what did you change to?
4. what do you do now, professionally?

1) Something in the sciences
2) Chemical Engineering
3) Chemistry
4) Supervisor of an analytical chemistry lab

tweet from Jason Mcintyre @TheBigLead: Who hasn't teabagged some drunk friend/buffoon? Why are NOLA police wasting their time with this garbage? This happens weekly EVERYWHERE

almost missed the 13th anniversary of the goat

Probably. Be like if I changed mine

Can you just send me them instead? I didn't want to fly to the game

is it Tim Brewster? He needs a gig and was living in Charlotte.

Tubby Smith, obviously

Gonna pet that dog?

Just wait until they graduate

/waves