AVS WIN IN OT BABY

PLAYOFFFFFF HOCKEYYYYYYY

PLAYOFF HOCKEY BABY

*quietly takes a pepcid and more tums*

These are all quotes from Frasier.

Ouch

I have the utmost respect for Senator Kaine and Senator Warner but we do not need “coaching” on redistricting coming from a cuck chair in the corner. How about you all stay focused on the fascist in the White House and let us handle redistricting in Virginia. 10-1

Bet your fucking ass.

I won't believe in an A.I. future until Gmail stops putting literally the same newsletter into a different tab every single day.

key thing we learned from Virginia campaign

Republicans are freaked the fuck out about accountability

Not just Trump, all of them - including their billionaires, like Thiel

They fear what's coming when Dems win - and Dems need to be ruthless about it

1918 called

You know its really real because I took my calendar over and hung it up in the kitchen.

I just watched a doc abt Chandra Leavy. She’s been on my mind lately.

We loved to say about our dog, “He was just himself.” He was particular and goofy.

Coachella didn’t look fun. Like Madonna is on stage why are we not dancing in the crowd.

In fact, one of the first thing historians will point to is the failure of Reconstruction.

Pepper so hot my lips are on fire it made me start hiccuping.

I loved it.

Avs hold on to win Game 1. It wasn’t pretty, but sometimes that’s how you have to win the postseason.

Avs take 1-0 series lead.

Packing up the apartment and I found Wookie’s old travel bed.

So imma go cry really quick while I agonize over donating it or taking it to the new house.

Why can no one drive in a Costco parking lot????

Gas in Noatak, Alaska is $17.75/gallon as of this morning.

trumps appointees being alcoholic incompetents and trumps jan 6th supporters being pedophiles seems like something historians are going to be studying tbh

We still haven’t found a home for these two adorable four-year-old kitty cats in Los Angeles

If anybody is open to receiving all of this love, please contact Nico ASAP.

Their owner has passed away and they need a new forever home.

I love being a woman on the internet’s

I would say my period however that’s bc I got it twice this month.

This is truer than any mouth breather in the admin knows.

Sex workers and strippers as well as their madames are more qualified to talk about the needs of the military than any Republican since James Webb was SecNav. Fuck McCain's "yea on tac nukes nay on the Post 9/11" ass.

The church and the military are run on unpaid women’s work.

So when men tell you need to stay home and then leave you 16 years later take their pensions.

Whiny fucking dick

Stubbed my toe so hard I chipped off a piece of my toe nail. lol

I know Submariners. I... know too much about Gay Chicken.

imagine if you hit powerball. imagine if you find out youre the secret heir to genovia and youre really anne hathaway. imagine dragons

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