Who forgot to tell the Sinkhole Monster that its draft week? They can make as many sinkholes has they want AFTER the Draft, not during it!

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IM GENUINELY CRYING THIS IS EVERYTHING I EVERY WANTED!!!! LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO!!!!!!

John Fetterman in a fuckass outfit consisting of a black suit jacket with matching slacks and a blue tie over a white hoodie

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IS! THAT! GOOD!!

yeah man the Nuke might drop, the Nuke might not drop.

There's not much I can do about it. So I'm just gonna sit here like the dude at Pompeii when Vesuvius popped

Someone put a 9mm impeachment into the back of his skull rn

a man in armor is standing in front of a group of people and says death . Alt: King Theoden shouting what I feel should happen to the people named in the Files

I pick option 3

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Every few months, the public is forced to learn about some niche kink because some poser puritan is exposed for having it. I predict that by this time next year we will learn that Eric trump is into armpits

Mr President sir you cannot rely on any so-called "solicitor general" to speak for you! From now on you must argue all your cases at the supreme court yourself

I bet Kristi Noem’s husband is in the doghouse tonight

I went to a new local coffee shop and was bullied by the two alt/punk baristas. I will not be returning unless they promise to keep it up

@theonion.com I love you guys but even you can’t top this shit

Whenever he dies the parties will be so good it’ll look like Erika was actually mourning

You know what, fair point I should’ve known

Buying an ebike was probably the smartest decision I ever made. Don’t pay for gas, or car payments, or anything like that

It’s 7pm on a Sunday how are you drunk lmao

I just tried to friend Gisele on facebook. If she accepts I’m posting this on my TL

Finally a way for me to haul my kid to soccer practice the one weekend a month I get him

Please stop posting these ICE agents without their parents' consent.

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REST IS PISS SORA YOU WILL NOT BE MISSED

My friend just cut off a cybertruck and he looked so used to it

Happy to announce that it was not me, although I have been known to antagonize cyberfucks

Pro tip: if you wear a maga hat through ICE airport security they won’t check you for guns. You can even ask to borrow theirs in a pinch!

Gonna be so for real with you libs, I don’t fucking care. There are literally soooo many other bigger fish to be frying. Like an illegal war being started, or the fact that he’s in the files. Who cares if he celebrates someone’s death, especially when I’m throwing a party when he croaks