fuck ice all my homies hate ice

*narrator voice*

"She was in fact. Not. Normal. Her crazy to hot ratio was maxed out on both sides, the sloppytoppy could kill a man"

seeking arrangement (edible)

The Muppets: Rocky Horror Picture Show

a bedraggled Ronald McDonald with the caption “just about mcfuckin had it”

Getting a concussion from being headbutted by a dog was not on my bingo card for 2026

little known fact: muppets are fed small children between scenes to keep them happy, fozzy bear alone has eaten over ten thousand kids

"look to the helpers"

THEY'RE MURDERING THE HELPERS

Alex Pretti "used to tell people off when they made sexist comments to female physicians. He bought me coffee when I had a really bad day as an intern...I laughed alongside him daily. He made a point to teach medical residents without judgement, but with a smile on his face and a joke."

Alex Pretti from his early days working at the VA

Alex from our time working together, while he was in nursing school. Later, he moved to ICU, working as a nurse to support critically ill Veterans. He had such a great attitude. We’d chat between patients about trying to get in a mountain bike ride together. Will never happen now

they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.

ICE murdered a nurse today

it's overall good that we avoided the U.S. invading Greenland (for now) but i can't help feeling we missed out on at least one moderately good cover of Fortunate Son

Distracted boyfriend meme. His girlfriend is labeled career family long-term goals he is labeled me the woman in the red dress walking by that has caught his gaze is labeled Revenge

What do you mean I don't use punctuation? the lol is right there

Sorry but Sophie Turner should NOT play Isabelle in Animal Crossing: The Movie

[me after being vulnerable one time] okay, we don't have to talk about this ever again :)

dr pepper soup dumpling

I still remember by best friend’s phone number from 2nd grade so yeah, I remember that one time you didn’t like my selfie

BONK straight to horny jail

Mayoral Announcement: EVERYBODY GET RAILED BY YOUR FAVORITE SEX PARTNERS.

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Mmhmm yeah sure the guy with TWO girls isn’t bragging •~•

jkjk happy for you and your dream life

The boobs aren’t angular enough for them, need more polygons

ladies ang gentlemen the sound of bitterness and jealousy is displayed ALT: ladies ang gentlemen the sound of bitterness and jealousy is displayed

everyone else on bsky after reading this post:

hey Mom can you come pick me up. yeah everyone on the niche microblogging website is arguing about who has the correct emotional posture to the unknowable future again

insomnia is a bitch, but im a bigger one

(maybe bc of the insomnia)

Not now, previously unfathomable horrors, I’m trying to wind down before bed

feeling bad for The Onion writers having all their ideas stolen by reality

life sucks sometimes and the bar is in hell BUT I can say it’s been almost 4 months since a man yelled at me and that’s pretty fucking nice