That time of the year again where my beard just falls off and I look fuckin ridiculous 😭😭😭

Hot and sunny

Weirdly chilly in Floridaland

Yall he’s here in the Atlanta airport! You better believe he got a crisp high five and a firm slap on the ass for a job well done 😍

Dirty ass mirror 🪞

Yes Lord Vader (makes lightsaber sounds) 🤣🤣🤣

ITS 8 FREAKING FEET TALL

Jet fuel flavored lol

The dog made me stay in bed 🤷‍♂️

Beard lookin scruffy

Dogs a chicken…… watching Alien and the screaming scared him