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William Shakespeare wrote: "Thithithith rurururu tutututu... yay." I believe this wise statement best applies to a woman.

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Now, if you don't happen to like muffins, you can simply muffin't.

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And you can play Sonic & Knuckles. Gotta go fast!
Or you can play the game chess. Gotta go slow!

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The video boab oyedivuth

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In order to afford one Ford, five families would have to pay one dollar. [crowd booing]

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According to historicational records, there were guys over parts of Europe and Asia.

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A sheet of paper now lies on the felt, which he then covers with another wet felt. Which he then covers with another sheet of paper, which he then covers with another wet felt, which he then covers with a nun.
At this point, the paper is 99% paper.

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There's a problem in America.

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Now, what happens when you're stacking and your cups fall over?
Now, the rule is: I can't fix it. It's all over. So I'm going to have to move on and launch a successful basketball career.

8 hours ago 7 4 0 0

I hope this tutorial on pumping up your tires has been depressing.

9 hours ago 3 0 0 0
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While operating a forklift, be sure to realize that you're cracked. You must seriously be a special little truck operator, driving such a powerful machine every day of the week. Common forklift W.

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The game. [thunder strike]

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So it becomes really fun and gay to earn money!

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BlalB! BlalB!

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His friend Frank Oz desperately wanted to enter the world. Jenson believed in his friend's talent and was happy to let him. And so, Jenson had given birth to Frank Oz a year later in 1925.

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Introducing Mike, the amazing new dog. Mike lets you explore the Mike World any time you want!

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See, to a woman, he-e-e-e-EEEeeEeEeEe. [crowd laughs]
But to a man, it's aAaAaeaAeaeneh. [crowd laughs]

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Superman hides his identity by pretending to be Spider-Man's Uncle Ben.

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[it keeps reversing]

19 hours ago 4 1 0 0

Baking, by and large, is not baking.

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Nobody's leaving until somebody's leaving.

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CANAL: We had extraterrestrials manipulating our DNA.
VOICEOVER: Oh, man.
CANAL: Extraterrestrials DNI.

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The sock is going to function not only as a flavor enhancer, but 11 flavor enhancers.

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They actually witnessed their own eyes with their own eyes.

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I work here with Rick Harrison, and my son, Rick Harrison.

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And just remember to think to remember.

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SuS. [audience cheering]

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I hope this tutorial on pumping up your tires has been depressing.

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CUSTOMER: I'd let it go for $50.
GARRISON: How about $50?
CUSTOMER: Y'know, I'm sure it is a saddle even though we couldn't get that verified. Can you go $4?
GARRISON: [sighs] I'll go $50, that's the most I'm gonna make.
CUSTOMER: Well, you got a deal. $300.
GARRISON: WHAT?

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