Ah shit I’m gonna be late for work bc I can’t stop reading the VA republican melts on Facebook 🤭

Kicked my own ass this afternoon 😮‍💨

Thanks! We watched a few of the 80s episodes on YouTube but I’m not sure if they’re old enough to follow along yet

Was Leadville almost the state capital? History is full of truths and fiction. Memories blend with rumor, speculations become claims of fact. In dealing with events beyond the scope of memory, it is easy for facts

Well dang. My favorite facts to tell people about Leadville is that it had 3 red light districts during the mining days, it was almost the state capital. Guess I’ll have to just stick to telling people about the ‘stutes ☹️

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@antmanisannoyed.bsky.social are there any TMNT shows like Spidey and his Amazing Friends that’s geared towards toddlers?

Obviously I have to say that I’m glad I got to spend the time with my sister, but I can’t help thinking “that would have been so fucking cool” knowing that she would have administered Billy’s anesthesia if she was working on Saturday

a woman in a fur coat is standing in front of a private jet with the words life of luxury written below her Alt: a woman in a fur coat is standing in front of a private jet with the words life of luxury written below her

Let’s fucking go! No one in the middle seat for both my flights to and from Denver on this trip

I let it slip to my girlfriend that I’m in boarding group 8 and she said she didn’t know they go that high 😅

I would walk so fucking slow on the people movers in the airport if Ellen was behind me

Gotta get those takes off!

You wouldn’t see me ever post on the internet again if this happened to me

This happens about 80% of the time I connect through Charlotte and I think the only other thing I’ve gotten here was Shake Shack

Is he in on the joke? Bc if not, I don’t think I could ever go to a concert again if this happened to me 😬

i will watch the Tron fencing

I have once again had a layover in Charlotte where I told myself I’m getting Chick fil A and ended up with the Carolina Pit BBQ bc the line was too long

That’s my mother you’re talking about, Chiv!

My sister met Billy at the UVA hospital! (also my mom is the cutest 🥰)

Tbh I 100% forgot about it

I know and I still get nervous every time! 😅

I was held up by TSA so they could search my backpack. Got a little sweaty thinking it was bc of my pen but it was the sculpture I made in high school that threw the sensors off

Heading to the airport. I always get so sad when I have to leave my momma 😢

My favorite weed euphemism is how my best friend from rafting and I have always asked “want to do that thing we’re good at?” as a way to say “let’s go smoke weed” #happy420

6 pairs sounds a lot like shart prep to me 🤔

Is it a new thing? I honestly don’t think I had heard of it before today

Reminder: much like the Red Sox, nobody cares about the Boston Marathon. We’re not trying to win at exercising.

One of my football coaches didn’t see me and said hi to my mom when we were at breakfast. Found out he’s been calling her “Mother of the Whiz” every time he sees her for the last 20 years and it warmed my heart

Ah shit I didn’t look at the text on the gif 😔☝🏼

a man in a hat says boo this women boooo ALT: a man in a hat says boo this women boooo

🍅🍅🍅 (respectfully, of course)

I hate him and he stinks. At this point I don’t think I’ll read Winds of Winter when/if he does come out with it bc I feel like we’re for damn sure not getting the last book