Perfect. No one else follow me.

It went goblin mode

Brady bunch reunion with just the middle daughter, call that OnlyJans

Twosky

Air quality so toxic I’m entering a “don’t ask don’t tell” non monogamous relationship with it

Heddy Lamar defeated the nazis, designed planes for Howard Hughes, and invented Wi-Fi while looking like this

Peep this dude searching his own name here smh

Homie what set you from

Sea deez nuts

Divorced guy energy is now a slur

Damn. They ded

Has the submarine tried hitting up down left right abab start

Submerse deez nuts

Take Off Your Pants and Jacket really is a great name for an album

Straight men taking and posting lewds (not nudes tho) should be normalized

Worse- I saw a hoarse whisperer skeet. Wtf

In high school, my best friend knew this guy from the neighborhood. He worked at Shea Stadium and would sneak us into Mets games. Now hes the sperminator and its not that surprising nypost.com/2023/06/18/sperminator-a...

Watching avatars for Father’s Day. Pretty sweet

Fuck yeah, dude. You post them thirst traps

Damn bruh, gettin fit!

Openhummer was right there

Getting on Twitter to doom post
Hopping on Bluesky to horny post

Opening a chicken wings & zeppole stand called the friedzone

There’s a pickup that parks near my job with a bumper sticker that says “I identify as a Prius” and ngl it’s kinda funny

I dunno why but I like light mode here and dark mode on that other site 🤷🏻‍♂️

Im incredibly popular on the Russian knockoff website blueski.

I post hole there

I’m blocking everyone talking about blocking
(no I’m not pls be my friend)

Can’t. Too busy. This shit doesn’t coif itself

It true. Im a vulgar filthy man