Tronald Dump us an utter cunt. No doubt. But he is also utterly enthralling. Deep cognitive dissonance for many.

Biden is absolutely thrilled that they are throwing him a 2nd inauguration

Ian 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

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Only a certain number of days until the cricket season starts again!!

One of last night's myriad have fever dreams: a virus called Nigel Crouton lived in my spine and bullied me with really nasty words

Eldest (11yo) loved it, Middlest (8yo) loved it (mild thrill), Youngest (6yo) loved it but had to leave the snug at times for myriad reasons. Think your 9yo niece might like it ❤️

The OG Jumanji is one hell of a movie. Shot like a golden era classic. Terrific acting. Enough terror to make the kids zing. And it's no wonder that Kristin Dunst became a superstar; unbelievable talent. And Robin Williams...😍😭

a man in a white shirt and tie is sitting in a room . ALT: a man in a white shirt and tie is sitting in a room .

"Prince William: We Can End Homelessness Now" available on ITVx now

More evidence of religious people trying to deny us of things like Cristmas and Easter. Sick of it

Merry Christmas, you insufferable cunts

It's A Wonderful Life is the best film ever made. Weird, romantic, visceral, heartbreaking, magical, etc., etc.

Kevin McAllister is actually a little shit.

Just out Christmas shopping. I had forgotten how much I hate people.

Kraft. Next question.

Just got a Merry Christmas email from my dental practice. It's what Jesus would have wanted.

"Bund" is wrong 😔

Time well wasted

Took the kids to Wicked last night and unexpectedly enjoyed all the bits when I wasn't snoozing. Cynthia Erivo and Ariana Grande were both utterly brilliant.

Both watch it and also don't watch it, and then only do the one that you preferred

Well, good. Because the lad drives around in a fucking helicopter.

Re Die Hard: just watch the fucking film if you want to. And if you don't, then just don't watch it. Who gives a shit.

C.F. scones, jam, and cream

395/9d!! What an innings!

For very many years, Prince Andrew was second in line to be the UK's head of state. What a stupid fucking system. Get rid of the lot of them.

Still can't get enough of those MGMT lads belting out a certified banger at a low-key uni funfest. Just wonderful.

Ben Folds and Jeremy Irons should get together and start a dry cleaning business.

They could call it Ben and Jerry's.

There are many deeply odd things about the planet Saturn. And about its moon Iapetus. Check it out.

What a beautiful doggo 🐶