a five by five grid of albums first row: palette knife - keyframe, prince daddy and the hyena, arm’s - never before seen never again found, future teens - still life, pup - the dream is over second row: arm’s length - there’s a whole world out there, prince daddy and the hyena - i thought you didn’t even like leaving, carly cosgrove - the cleanest of houses are empty, summerbruise - infinity guise, origami angel - somewhere city third row: saturdays at your place - these things happen, you me and everyone we know - some things don’t wash out, yours truly - toxic, beach bunny - emotional creature, beach bunny - tunnel vision fourth row: fall out boy - from under the cork tree, fall out boy - infinity on high, hot mulligan - the sound a body makes when it’s still, northbound - death of a slug, paramore - paramore fifth row: spanish love songs - brave faces everyone, spanish love songs - no joy, the beths - straight line was a lie, the sonder bombs - clothbound, winona fighter - my apologies to the chef

happy 5x5 friday! palette knife last week and pdaddy today, what a banger april it’s been

dusting my taco wets

Honey, I Roasted the Peanuts

Image from The Simpsons of Lenny saying “It’s bringing love! Don’t let it get away! Break its legs!”

American Christians when they talk about the Pope

what’s next, a license to toast toast in my own god dang toaster!?

a five by five grid of album covers first row: future teens - still life, pup - morbid stuff, broadside - nowhere at last, fall out boy - infinity on high, the callous daoboys - i don’t want to see you in heaven second row: fall out boy - from under the cork tree, future teens - hard feelings, palette knife - keyframe, thanks! i hate it - scatterbrain, beach bunny - honeymoon third row: beach bunny - tunnel vision, fall out boy - take this to your grave, origami angel - feeling not found, origami angel - gami gang, swiss army wife - medium gnarly fourth row: arm’s length - never before seen never again found, future teens - self help, prince daddy and the hyena - i thought you didn’t even like leaving, you me and everyone we know - some things don’t wash out, fall out boy- folie a deux fifth row: fall out boy - so much (for) stardust, harrison gordon- the yuppies are winning, paramore - after laughter, paramore - paramore, spanish love songs - schmaltz

yeah two new albums released today but naturally my number 1 album on this friday’s 5x5 is an album a month away from release that’s only counting 2 singles

Guy who voted for Geogre Bush twice writing in a place called The Liberal Gazette: As we approach 2028, Democrats should be doing unpopular things that make them look stupid

Anti-Chewing-Tobacco Activists Speak Out Against Secondhand Spit

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Women

immediately went :/ when she got mad at the idea of jerry getting squished

i don’t think “relax, the most powerful person in the world is just a reckless liar” is in any way reassuring if i’m being quite honest

"Moon's haunted"

kinda crazy how long it took me to realize the line in aries (moth song) was “wouldn’t have pinned you as an aries i guess”. aries is the song title! i’m a bad arm’s length fan

Animation screenshot of The Sailor Moon crew being crucified

It’s their day too.

“i’d rather be at lunch” / “there’s a god dang cheeto in the white house” style libs

and people say we don’t dream about our phones smh

a five by five grid of album covers first row: j. cole - 2014 forest hills drive, fall out boy - infinity on high, crooks uk - are we all the same distance apart, prince daddy and the hyena - i thought you didn’t eve like leaving, underscores - u second row: the hotelier - home like noplace is there, you me and everyone we know - some things don’t wash out, cheem - power move, fall out boy - folie a deux, future teens - still life third row: like roses - nowhere, neck deep - life’s not out to get you, neck deep - neck deep, origami angel - feeling not found, pool kids - pool kids fourth row: arm’s length - there’s a whole world out there, customer service - to you after 200 years, kill em - target practice, neutral snap - i hardly know her, paramore - brand new eyes fifth row: pool kids - easier said than done, spanish love songs - no joy, state champs- the finer things, the beths - future me hates me, action/adventure - pulling focus

i generated this chart like 8 hours ago so it still counts for 5x5 friday 🤫

i think the correlation here is reversed, 6/10 being considered a bad score has been the prevailing opinion for 15 years minimum, before people were doing the same with mid. honestly, i kind of blame us grading scales, where a 70 is a c and thus average

okay fine because it's april fools i'll do one serious post. i feel nothing but contempt for critically endangered species

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that’s how i watched the first one. afterwards my friends and i got shake shack and i sat in the car to babysit my friend who fell asleep while the other two went to dave and busters and beat the whole luigi’s mansion game

just found out steven crowder is still around via a billboard. it might just be a me thing, but it kinda feels like his cultural relevancy died around 2020

no that’s from the 50s

Why does the media continue to use the word "Millennial" as code for "young person"? That's not what it means. It's literally in the name. A Millennial is someone at least a thousand years old.

a screenshot of a pete buttigieg tweet, where he just says “Buh?”

chuckled to myself for a bit yesterday at work because i randomly remembered this gem

who's a first good victim for someone just getting into gangstalking