Have they thought about telling him again?

Trouble with “he’s a decent guy who’s out of his depth” is most of Starmer’s failures are moral ones. Child benefit cap, Mandelson, the Gaza siege, the pledges. If what separates you from your stated principles is how it’ll play in the Daily Mail, it’s hard to argue you are in fact a decent person.

Yep, they’ve finally found a way to get rid of him and only him.

I just remembered we let Theresa May run the country. That was fucking mad wasn’t it

Back on the Elden Ring. The Catholic in me said “surely nobody who sings in Latin could be evil”

I joined my local library today #joinyourlocallibrary

I do actually want 3 more shares to break the 300

Should potholing be banned?

You'll only drive it underground.

*BETH RIGBY VOICE* YOU LEAVING THAT CAR THERE ARE YOU, BARBARA?

“WILL YOU STOP YOUR CAT SHITTING IN MY GARDEN, BRIAN?”

That lad’s been a honking arse since the second he stepped onto social media. An absolute berk.

Let‘s fucking go. Will English fifth columnists get asylum when it’s done? Asking for a friend.

hi, uk centre left posting expert here! memeing ed miliband into being pm is not funny, uk centre left posters only do this when the labour party is in extreme distress.

Margaret’s old now and irrelevant. Bless her, Labour probably only get in touch these days when they need someone to humiliate themselves on Newsnight. She probably got a nice text from some nice young spad saying thank you. Maybe she’ll be invited to a Christmas drinks party.

The Labour Party used to have keen, engaged membership to do this and not have to have their big dogs bunk off from their days jobs of running cities

Wake me up when it’s seen things I wouldn’t believe.

Get back to me when it’s seen things I wouldn’t believe.

#buyanewspaper

Might start shouting at my neighbours like journalists shout at the Prime Minister.

Just can’t help themselves.

EXC = somebody in the room texted the Guardian politics team.

Looks like they’ve found their path to getting rid. Relationship with civil service regrettably broken down. Terrible local election results. Fresh leadership required.

The lads and lasses laying the ground for when, more in sorrow than anger of course, they have to tell Sir Keir to Do One two weeks on Friday

Ray was a genius, his works must remain unsullied by modern tech.

Mandelson was given secret spreadsheet to vet left-wing MPs in Labour power struggle Whistleblower's revelation shows extent of his direct involvement in bitter battle to gain control of the party ahead of 2024 election

Your regular reminder Peter Mandelson handpicked every new Labour MP in 2024.

inews.co.uk/news/politic...

“Exclusive” is a funny way of saying “somebody texted Pippa Crerar”

Margaret Hodge is okay with cronyism

Starmer's official corruption tsarina here actually asking: "Well, what's wrong with jobs for the boys then, eh?"

The wheel spins as it should, ever onward, relentless and inevitable.

What are we going to do when he reveals himself not as Satan but just another arrogant, self-inflated weirdo that the easily led were happy to follow?