Haaaaate that stage of a crush when it becomes a head fuck and not just a bit of harmless joy

Totally forgot how sexy a scent Uomo by Roberto Cavalli is, definitely going back into my rotation.

Trying and DESPERATELY failing to move on from my current crush 😮‍💨

As if they picked fucking Alexander over Jack #Traitors

Seriously struggling to get back into the working routine, my sleep pattern is FUCKED

It’s so weird how I’ll have like 5 or so people at the same time, suddenly interested in wanting to date every few months and then within a couple weeks they’re all gone again lmfao I’m tired

I am h****

Coming down with this fucking cold everyone has had and I am MISERABLE about it

Honestly a regular FWB would fix all my problems

I'd honestly rather someone had the bollocks to say they're not interested than this

Spent a number of hours speaking to someone on Grindr, both shared albums and then sent my number and he blocked me? Not saying I'm sad but I am fully wounded loool

Fuck me I am so full

Sister Act 2 is the best sequel of all time

Happier Than Ever Kelly Clarkson · Kellyoke · Song · 2022

she absolutely DEVOURED this though

Good god I am feeling feral lately 🥵

That was fucking HELL I am going to lie down for 3-5 business days

Christmas shopping at Battersea the Saturday before Christmas on a nuclear level hangover is absolutely NOT the one

Hahah to be fair it does flicker/move to look like a candle

No this is the best Christmas ever

Beyoncé performing Christmas Day
New Beyoncé song this week (possibly)
New Jade song Friday (possibly)

I really won!

I am desperately craving attention and affection pls provide it to me x

It's truly the fucking pits, every time I open it I recoil

Feeling quite feral lately 🫠

Will there ever be a day when I can go outside in any sort of weather and not get a sweaty back?

Starting to find the North Face puffer jacket a bit icky I can't lie

It has been SO LONG since I made out with a cute boy 😤

(It's been 1 week)

I really need to make an effort to see more of London in the new year, gonna start using my non-working day better

One more full week of work and then maybe I can start to deal with the fact that I'm so deeply burnt out lol 🙃

Four more working days left this year, I cannot WAIT to be on leave

I scrub up alright when I want to 💫

Wes Gruntling can get fucked to mars trying to equate this experiences to those of the trans people he's betrayed. An absolutely pathetic excuse of a person.