When sharing your poop is bro code

This is still all possible! Love and joy and songs and big smiles and hugs from littles!

Mayor Mamdani and a group of children hold hands while running through red tape in a hallway.

For too long, bureaucracy kept 7 child care centers across our city empty — spaces that should have been alive with laughter instead collected dust.

We've run through that red tape. This fall, all 7 will open their doors, bringing an additional 240 free 3-K seats & real relief to working families.

Nothing has killed more soldiers in the history of humanity than disease. While worst is a more complicated question Hegseth is absolutely the dumbest secretary of defense the United States has ever had. bsky.app/profile/ones...

A Christian economy?

Universal healthcare
A livable wage
Debt forgiveness
Care for the orphan widow and stranger

Your president is a rapist

He has a job… he does not have morals

“Our men need jobs”

I don’t know how to break this to you bubba…

Our men need morals

A Year After U.S.A.I.D.’s Death, Fired Workers Find Few Jobs and Much Loss

This is so sad. “Nights are the hardest.

“I can’t sleep because of our own situation,” Ms. Uccello, 49, said over coffee on a recent afternoon. “I can’t sleep because of what I know what’s happening around the world. I can’t sleep because my former colleagues and friends are also suffering.”

No Work, No School, No Shopping: May Day Training Call · Indivisible This May Day, we’re calling for a day of No Work, No School, No Shopping. We're flexing our economic power as workers, students, and everyday people to send a clear message to Trump: we will not do...

Find out how you can participate in the nationwide day of economic disruption on May 1 and learn more about the strategy behind economic noncooperation at the upcoming May Day training call.

Yet again I remind everyone (as Elizabeth does in her very next tweet) that "foreigners are corrupting our pure blood with weakness & disease" is Fascism 101. Not some variant, not some metaphorically similar thing, not some echo -- the thing itself.

Every now & then I remember that time that Harry Styles got a flat or something & wound up in a fan's house with her father but she wasn't home so he left her a note & fed her fish & then I spend a little time wishing that more of life were like that. (Also this is lovely he's very good at his job.)

there are like NO PLOT-RELEVANT ALIVE MOMS

Pixar comes through a few times (love Bear Mom in "Brave," love Elastigirl) but Disney Original Flavor is like "oh is your mom dead? did it ruin your life? are there zero other healthy adult women role models around? ha ha no you can't ALL have a grandma"

(And I may be Jewish but I feel pretty safe in assuming that Jesus would agree)

Man, when you compare the bravery of every day Minnesotans to the overpaid cops it’s astounding

“Government issued identification documents are necessary to access public life. When they do not accurately reflect a person's sexual identity, the transgender Montanan is prevented, based on their sex, from obtaining the same attributes of public life that a cisgender Montanan may obtain.“

"Those 8 children in Shreveport aren't a natural disaster.They're the consequence of choices—legal, political, cultural—that can be made differently. The only reason it feels otherwise is that we keep pretending the alternative is impossible. It isn’t. We just haven’t been willing to want it enough"

But not for lack of trying!

The thing I am getting from this is that human beings can run a half-marathon in an hour which is fucking amazing, hurrah human beings

Join The Onion Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.

For fuck's sake, sign up for The Onion, and get a free limited edition IW tote.

A share of merch sales will go to the Sandy Hook families, which will be the first time they get any money since they filed this lawsuit eight years ago.

Legal fees have been insane. Please sign up and help us out!

two kids in rain gear hunched over on a wet sidewalk. it’s hard to make out what they’re looking at but it’s a worm

good weather to go look at a worm

it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit

The Infowars news is funny, yes. But more importantly, it is an outright rebuke of Alex Jones' evil.

It's testament to the strength and resilience of the Sandy Hook families who survived this bullshit for more than a decade as well as the Onion, which didn't give up on this for the last 18 months.

Disturbing image shows IDF soldier smashing Jesus statue with axe in Lebanon An Israeli soldier's horrific act of destroying a Jesus Christ statue in southern Lebanon has been confirmed by the Israeli Defense Forces.

If you weren't disturbed by the genocidal war in which Israel slaughtered tens of thousands of people in Gaza, you don't get to be disturbed by a soldier taking a sledge hammer to an inanimate object.

when your secretary of defense wants to blame the Jews but knows that might be awkward

You're not getting any disagreement from me or the folks organizing - it's stated clearly in every May Day resource, and I often say it myself. In this post, I was quoting the song.

I said it before and I'll say it again:

Giving a pack of Epstein associates a comprehensive list of all children in the country with home address and school listed, sortable by various traits that indicate vulnerability to exploitation, is the literal diametric opposite of keeping kids safe.

Disturbing image shows IDF soldier smashing Jesus statue with axe in Lebanon An Israeli soldier's horrific act of destroying a Jesus Christ statue in southern Lebanon has been confirmed by the Israeli Defense Forces.

If you weren't disturbed by the genocidal war in which Israel slaughtered tens of thousands of people in Gaza, you don't get to be disturbed by a soldier taking a sledge hammer to an inanimate object.

'She also documented how few women were in federally sponsored clinical trials for AIDS drugs...
That was significant, she told The San Francisco Chronicle, because “the clinical trials are the only way you can get treatment.”' Long helped save so many lives.

good thread

The revolution starts now
When you rise above your fear
And tear the walls around you down
The revolution starts here
Where you work and where you play
Where you lay your money down
What you do and what you say

The
revolution
starts
now.

No Work. No School. No Shopping. May Day.