she bruce on my willis til i see dead people

$50 mil a season for Payne and Allen

Ay yo

When I think of Devon Witherspoon this is what comes to mind, I refuse to explain further

she bruce on my willis til i see dead people

I feel this on a spiritual level

Should be in every newsagents window.

Same

“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said

What's up, Scary Terry✌️

GLOAT works better here, I think

More like Pokemon Goddammit

As I was saying, a lot of these people don't really have an ideology besides whatever helps them climb upwards. If you're wondering which of these versions of Nancy Mace is a fraud ... they both are.

Not Pearsall?

NETFLIX, 2006: I am going to watch this art house movie tonight and then mail it back to get another movie tomorrow
NETFLIX, 2024: it stopped buffering just long enough for me to see Mike Tyson’s ass

Netflix can kith my ath

I want my money back for sitting through that and I already have a Netflix subscription

Are we going off the assumption it’s not already an agreed upon outcome? If so, then I vote Tyson.

It’ll be a cheap draw if I have to guess though

yes

Do yourself a favor and read this from Fox News contributor Ben Domenech.

I’d like to report a murder

We are not a serious society

He looks more like Butthead to me

Legitimate insanity. An accused child sexual predator as attorney general. Oh wait, also the president

Dan Snyder could have never