Dude, we have eyeballs and need gas

...unless you're a dictator then it's spot on

Please please please

Pig Butts of the Oligarchy

Lost in translation

Can you go lower than zero percent? If so, that.

If this is a fake it only shows how ridiculous the real ones are.

No, I get it. The only time he doesn't feel like he's in over his head is when he's drunk so he's drunk a lot. Wish he'd just quit.

Our country loves to 'wait and see' then acts shocked when the shit hits the fan. Hard to watch on repeat.

🐔 💩

Pick a goddamn lane, Joe

No, it's ok, he's a Certified Animal Genitalianist. Completely normal.

He just spews out bullet points randomly

Unfortunately somethings are permanent like destroying the east wing

I'm an atheist and I'm more spiritual than this clown

Can we just time warp there please?

Sam smoked him in the delivery

Love watching him eat away at his very limited base.

That sad turnout last week Erika Kirk bailed on should have been a wake up call. Nobody likes this insincere pompous clown

And those people vote

The cat is orange!

Maria is sitting there ignoring the fact that a significant news story (the US president being demented, delusional and desperate) is slapping her across the face with every word.

So... the Vice President of the United States is now sloppy seconds?

God wants nothing to do with him.

I wish there were a way to measure insecurity. Unlike all the fake awards he's gotten that's one he'd legitimately win, hands down.

For the most part if you believe the opposite of whatever he says you're probably in the same ballpark as the truth.

Trump doesn't get that his fan base is limited, and he's not getting anyone new in.

Let's hope that's catching, we need more of this fuck you attitude

Ssh, don't talk until you wake up, it'll just make it worse when you do.

He took out his fury with Melania on poor Tucker, Megyn, Candace and Alex in that 482 word rage fest.