How many infields can proudly say their first baseman has the best arm though? Not many!

At least they don’t get to many balls though.

Wouldn’t it be cool if they were doing Henry Vi pt 2 though?!?

Hyphen talking Legumina as mariners player development success story makes me feel like I’m going insane.

If you ran the team what would you do with JP? Obviously he’s bad at SS now but it’s one of the teams nine best hitters. JP at 2b and Young takes Rivas’ spot?

Even setting aside the likelihood that the team would revolt, I’m not sure there’s an obvious thing to do with him right now

The way everyone on the broadcasts shills for this team and never criticizes anything is so irritating.

Langford had the ball at deep shortstop before Naylor reached third base. It was an insane send.

And with Canzone getting caught stealing it might not be the worse base running tonight

There’s still one game left in the series!!!

Is it just me or are the mariners just generally awful at these challenges?

I wouldn’t be that worried, but Jerry has a pretty good track record of acquiring this exact player at the moment they become washed up. Like it’s been a bit of a thing.

(Also I don’t really trust Wilson to juggle all these platoons very effectively. But that’s maybe a separate issue)

Pretty similar players right?

Boooooooooooooooooo

Do you regret starting this bit?

Hard to overstate the impact of Me Too here as well. A lot of the anti woke backlash feels like “I should be able to fuck the interns when I want to”

So ethical.

THANK YOU.

These are so awful. Their popularity is baffling to me.

There’s a very insulting barely a subtext from a lot of the people who really care for it. “Oh it’s not for everyone, some people just appreciate how sophisticated it is” or “it’s ok if you didn’t understand it.”

Like it’s not possible you read it and just didn’t think it was very good.

I can’t believe I read like 7.5 before I realized “wait, I sort of hate these. There’s no reason for me to keep going with this”

Not one of my prouder moments.

Why are you dreaming about Jack Zduriencik though?

They’re so annoying!

Gonna need you to be more specific than that

For a second I thought you meant the Thunder and I was like “ummmm… yeah I’m pretty sure they could bench all their starters and still win the tournament pretty easily”

It’s the same deal as the nba’s mid season tournament only x1000. It’s a dumb marketing gimmick until the players decide they care. Then in it immediately becomes really fun.

It’s pretty exciting that all these years later we’re reliving that onion headline again.

What a time to be alive.

It’s the obvious move for any grifter eventually.

Just like when a celebrity suddenly starts making a big deal out of being conservative it’s a good bet something awful if about to come out about them and they’re just getting ahead of it

James Baldwin is out under the don’t read anything 50 years old doctrine though right? Or mostly out anyway.

I wouldn’t mind like a Leo Rivas is throwing 98 with a wicked splitter now plot twist.

The office and …?

I feel like the Ian McKellen explains acting bit makes Extras worth it. And since then he’s just done shitty comedy specials about how shocking and provocative he is.

Just the absolutely casual knife right between the ribs.

You could also shop for Corky’s wife

The thing is Walk Hard should have just killed the musical biopic genre dead.

“Ok guys, nothing left for us to do here anymore.”