He is such an incredibly stupid man. It is going to take decades to recover from the damage he has done to this country and the world.

This is mostly true. When I bite squirrels, I like to bite their butts first just to screw up the squirrel bite metrics.

Why aren't you getting a good night's sleep?

Why doesn't the press call these assholes out? They are trying to remove as many people and barriers as possible so their lumber and oil drilling buddies can go in and wreck our natural resources. Public lands belong to us! It should be kept free from resource extraction.

Teacher: Did you punch Billy in the face?
Bully: No
Teacher: But here's a video of you punching Billy in the face.
Bully: No, no. Billy was running his face into my fist. Anyone saying I was punching Billy in the face is clearly Fake News.

Today is my birthday. Maybe today is the day the Big Mac finally does its most-important job. Would be a wonderful birthday wish come true.

Today is my birthday. Maybe today is the day the Big Mac finally does its most-important job. Would be a wonderful birthday wish come true.

Isn't this what plastic surgeons are calling "Mar-a-Lago face"? It's so gross.

Today is my birthday and I woke up this morning to the news that one less fascist dictator asshole is removed from power. Not the one I wanted to be removed as my birthday wish, but progress.

LOL, what a fun follow-up show. Huge fan of the original series that was so groundbreaking.

"This is what you get when you elect Republicans."

Every Dem within 100 feet of a camera needs to be saying this repeatedly.

Every time we elect Republicans, we get dumbass wars, tax cuts for rich people, and financial crises. Every time.

Fucking say it!

I predicted someone like Trump many years ago, in THE DEAD ZONE. So now I'm saying this--in the next 12-16 months, we're going to find out if the two machines for the removal of a man unable to fulfill his duties actually work. They are impeachment and the 25th amendment. He is deeply unwell .

Plot twist: It was leaked on Truth Social by John Barron.

ESL learners are like, "This makes my head hurt." I'm a native English speaker and yes, me too.

It's astonishing that Trump continues to try to manufacture his own alternate reality and is trying to gaslight us and the entire world into believing it and accepting it as true. We are not that dumb. He should do the world a favor and resign.

Lawrence O’Donnell made a great point.

Nixon won his 1972 re-election in a landslide, winning 49 states.

In 1974 he resigned.

By 1976, you couldn’t find anyone who would admit to supporting him.

Looking forward to history repeating itself.

It's astonishing that Trump continues to try to manufacture his own alternate reality and is trying to gaslight us and the entire world into believing it and accepting it as true. Dude, we're not that dumb. You should do the world a favor and resign.

It's astonishing that he continues to try to manufacture his own alternate reality and is trying to gaslight us and the entire world into believing it and accepting it as true.

Ugh, I'm not looking forward to $10/gal gasoline. This blithering idiot needs to be removed from power sooner than later.

Friend: Are you going to watch Trump tonight at 9pm?

Me: Is he going to announce he is resigning?

Friend: No.

Me: Then I don't give a shit what that moronic traitor decides to blather about.

Thank you for all that you do. Ever since we met at SXSW in 2000, I've known you to be a selfless and wonderful person. I wish everyone who was lucky in life, earning more money than they could ever spend, showed the same empathy and compassion as you.

Airports have dedicated cleaning staff. There is no need for ICE to be at our airports, getting in the way and doing the jobs of people who are already working.

I'm so tired of AI-everything. If your only justification for AI to to inject it into everything to try and prop up your trillion-dollar Ponzi scheme of bullshit, then just go the fuck away. I've seen some generally useful applications of some AI, but 95% of it is just pure unwanted garbage.

He's wearing a cowboy hat indoors? I guess those fluorescent lights are too harsh and might shed some light on how much of a douchebag he is.

I have a Make-A-Wish desire also and it directly involves Donald Trump, but I can't type it here or I'll get a visit from the Secret Service. 🤷‍♂️

Sadly, they are not too far away from two lines at the airport:

Line #1: MAGA or patriotic merch, white skin, no accents
Line #2: Everyone else

Great, now the armed domestic terrorists are inside our airports.

Great, the domestic terrorists are now armed and inside our airports. 👀

Sir, someone has apparently glued your Caps Lock key into the on position again.

Really bears repeating that Republicans are spineless oathbreakers who created this entire situation by letting a TV idiot run for president and they sustain it by refusing to remove the guy, which they could do today