Translation: half the content on the internet is stealing from the other half.

Whether It’s NFTs or Sora, you really don’t have to listen to the vultures selling you the future

Sure, these tools can be interesting. But don’t let Big Tech convince you that your everyday life depends on them.

Surely @merriam-webster.com would agree that training AI by scraping billions of stolen images on a continuous basis counts as “habitual or regular”?

Whatever you do, don't try to talk to this guy about the merits of human artistry.

Imagine having the biggest music library in human history at your fingertips and you choose to listen to the plagiarized AI version.

Thirsty? Don’t worry, you will be.

AI: Stealing all your data to train a chatbot to frustrate you

AI is “just an art tool” in the same way that art thieves are “just curators”

AI Company: “We’re a tool to unleash human creativity”
AI Company: ”And also some war stuff”

AI art is the only art whose creators deserve imposter syndrome.

The Oscars are over, so it’s time for the show that matters most: The Promptie Awards, celebrating the best in AI slop! We’ll be honoring AI theft, unregulated technologies, and the most embarrassing exploitation of human artistry. We'd like to thank Silicon Valley for making this event possible.

Only a human could come up with a sentence as meaningless as “GenAI focused on human-centered storytelling.”

A Response to Opposition of the ‘Stealing Isn’t Innovation’ Campaign Just over a month ago, the Human Artistry Campaign launched the “Stealing Isn’t Innovation” campaign. “Big AI” published its response in late February, and it’s deeply unpersuasive.

Our CEO @keithkup.bsky.social says, “Foundation for American Innovation & @publicknowledge.bsky.social say ‘simple slogans posing as policy’ won’t protect artists. But after 1,300 words, it’s...clear they aren’t interested in protecting artists at all.” Read here: ipwatchdog.com/2026/03/11/r...

Does anybody know how to make a painfully unfunny 60-second clip mashing up The Office and Law & Order? Looking to make it for under 20 cents.

At least the missing half of the face was human error.

Grand Theft AI.

Oh, wait, that's not good either.

Here's to 30 years of progress!

And the "Gen" in "GenAI" stands for "Giving Ertists Nothing."

At the risk of hypocrisy, we must admit that not even this bumper sticker is real. #StillNotAI

The best genre of music is the kind that requires human brainpower, not nuclear power.

Breaking Bad? No, just Feeling Sad.
(This joke brought to you by the incredible power of the human mind.)

It’ll be easy to know if some other worldly alien is involved due to the amount of fingers alone.

We're not anti-tech, we're anti-theft. If the future of “innovation” depends on stealing creators’ work without asking or paying, that’s not progress - it's stealing, and we shouldn’t accept it. #StealingIsntInnovation www.stealingisntinnovation.com/

Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.

Per usual, @theonion.com said the quiet part out loud again. They get it.

Stealing art is one thing, but stealing a generation’s confidence in their own abilities is unbelievable

People Are Making Sora 2 Videos of Stephen Hawking Being Horribly Brutalized People are using OpenAI's Sora 2 to generate videos of theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking being brutalized in ghoulish ways.

Why do we need this? This isn't innovation. It's evil slop.
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People Are Making Sora 2 Videos of Stephen Hawking Being Horribly Brutalized People are using OpenAI's Sora 2 to generate videos of theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking being brutalized in ghoulish ways.

Genuine question - what are OpenAI’s Sora and other video generation tools good for?

I am honestly trying to understand what is so important that it’s worth the cost. If you have examples, I would be interested to hear them.

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