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POV

a basset hound is running across a grassy field ALT: a basset hound is running across a grassy field

50 of them all barking and rooting around behind you, throwing shit on all your little hustles.

Stonks

Gamgam not knowing how to use a modern phone is likely stopping all sorts of fraud.

A tweet from Representative Thomas Massie that reads: I just viewed 2 Top Secret FISA docs. 1) FISA Court opinion that raises serious concerns about FBI implementation of FISA 702. 2) letter by Senator Wyden describing a secret government interpretation of FISA law. The Constitution requires I vote No on FISA 702 reauthorization.

I sent a classified letter to House and Senate colleagues about a secret interpretation of surveillance law that every American should be concerned about.

Representative Massie is right. The Constitution requires EVERY member to vote against a clean reauthorization.

I bring a sort of Forbidden Vibe to InternalServerError that Rate Limit Exceeded don't really like

trying to post through it rn

Crazy how quick that REOSW phase creeps up on you

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Ships running the straight

Ive seen this one

I know the defense budget looks big and bad, but one of the reasons I retired is because drill pay + travel reimbursement didn’t cover the actual travel cost to get to drill. I was paying out of pocket every month to drill, and a lot of other folks were too.

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You can keep it

Content alert

The vibe

He'll call them war trophies

Magnificent

Secret treasure trail cleanup complete. Always a pleasure to remove refuse from the Arkansas. I think the fish are going to love their new home.

“They’re called DSA Angletonians. It’s a faction of militant counter intelligence enthusiasts on bluesky, but here’s the thing..”

Join me + actor/author/crypto skeptic Ben McKenzie (@benmckenzie.bsky.social) next week for WIRED's first WIRED@NIGHT live event. We'll talk about his doc "Everyone is Lying to You for Money," crypto, scams...and whether crypto is a scam?

4/16, 6pm, Brooklyn, tickets:
events.wired.com/at-night/home