I absolutely do not remember saying that. They’re kind of like apples to oranges. I think that JARVIS was easier to modernize, though. HERBIE loses personality if you try to modernize.

Don’t the Knights take the place of the Steelers in the DCU?

Human: *Steps literally ANYWHERE near a sheltered space on the floor*

Cat: "SO YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH HOOMAN!? YOU SHALL TASTE CLAW AND TOOTH! I SHALL FRAY THE SKIN FROM THY SOLES AND HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF YOUR KIN AS I LAY TO WASTE YOUR FRAIL, FURLESS, FLESH!!! FEAR MY FUR AND FURY! FEEEEAR IT!!

Oh, dolphins are worse than ducks.

I should mention that dogs should never be trusted with food, though. :)

Oh, no!

Good Day, <Insert Third Party Collective>. I am settled in at work with two days of extra clothing in the car. Can you help me with the above Insert? Which third party collective English pronoun is the least annoying? I don’t particularly like ‘fam’, myself.

“Well, to be fair, ANY hour is actually a witching hour…” #QOTD #EMSGods

Welcome, Filkers. I suspect you’re gonna make this place fun.

/*sings*/
… Cause it’s time to Follow Back, guys…
Time to Follow back, girls…

Watching the second season of #Titans, again, and it is absolutely clear that the smartest character is the dog.

If you see this, please post an image you saved because it made you laugh.

Make a band less mild

STEMI! At the Disco

[picture of black bear with text] If you do run into a bear, here’s how to survive. With an estimated 18,000 bleak bears roaming across most of Pennsylvania, your chances of encountering a bear in the state are greater than at any other time over the past several hundred years. The good news is you are almost certain to survive the encounter.

Really? Good to know…

The Kaiju were worthy, and the assholes died as is proper. #GodzillaXKong

Ragnell: It’s 4:20 on 4/20. I need to skip the next minute.

They missed Old Forge Pizza. They must be uncultured.

Shhh. It’s our secret. Our sweet, sweet, tasty secret.

See my extended thread. Heh.

How rude!

I’ll have to check it out, if I can ever dig out from under these TPS reports.

You don’t need to see Tom, Martha, or even Uncle Ben die every movie. But you DO need to establish beyond a doubt that Bruce would NEVER allow someone to die (if he could help it) before the audience can believe the dilemma of not killing even the Joker, let alone Clark. #KillerBatman

It’s like the movie Green Lantern.

They had him fight the embodiment of fear without establishing that he is without fear.

This spoils the main twist of the comic storyline - that those “without fear” still fear. It’s not a reversal because they make you believe he was fearless. #KillerBatman

You have to put in the groundwork, establish the rule where, “you are left with someone who doesn’t want to see anyone die.” Otherwise, that guy that kills people?

He’s not Batman. He’s another guy in the suit. One who will kill.

They’ve done that, too. He was renamed Azreal. #KillerBatman

It’s as lazy to decide to “see what happens” as it is to not “put him in a situation where he has to kill someone.”

Gratuitous Hench-deaths don’t help the story. They don’t give him motive to examine his actions.

Those deaths undermined the already questionable “Martha” moment. #KillerBatman

Great Caesar’s Ghost, #ZackSnyder. We have a Batman who kills - he’s called The Midnighter.
It’s way more interesting - and way more difficult - to tell a story where Batman is sorely tempted to kill and still will not, even though his morals make it harder to save innocents. #KillerBatman

Interesting. This era was a bit prior to my interest in comics.

It wasn’t exactly to her tastes, so I’ll be adjusting the recipe next. I’ve encouraged her to buy it from one of the local pros, it’s much better with gluten in it, and there are many to choose from in Lent. #pagash #NEPA

I have just learned that a friend has cats named David Hisssselhoff and Chuck Norhiss. #PetNames #Control

Songs so far which have prompted my cat to jump in my lap so that I stop playing piano and singing so that I can pet him: “Wreck of the Day”, “Shake It Out” (Florence + the Machine), and “Wish You Were Here”. The latter, I didn’t get through a single line. #MisterBittyBat #KittyMusicCritic

He is accounted for at that time.