I should kill myself tbh

I hope he will be ok mate, yer doin' great takin' care of him

Said no one with actual meaning... I am in agony why did I check this

The egg don't fall too far from the chicken

I think I can b funny

Kms Chappie isn't on Netflix anymore :(

OMFG I LOVE YOU TYSM 😭 AV BEEN LOOKIN' FOR WEEKS

WHAT IS THAT MOVIE WITH DIE ANTWOOD AN' THAT CUTE ASS ROBOT LIKE I WANNA CRY OVER IT AGAIN

"Shark power detect, the answer to all your cleaning problems"
Did it detect my lack of motivation an' cure that then?

Pls shoot me

Brb anyone I ain't antisocial with I need a rager rq then I'll b back better
Like I jus' found out I could b in my flat illegally an' either am in cripplin' ahh dept or my landlord is with me?? Like yh need a mo

I wanna know which clapped mfer wrote my P45 so I can clap their arse with literal rocks (preferably spiky ones) for callin' me female after pretendin' to respect my maleness for two years 🖕💀🖕

I wanna know which clapped mfer wrote my P45 so I can clap their arse with literal rocks (preferably spiky ones) for callin' me female after pretendin' to respect my maleness for two years 🖕💀🖕

My daughter speaks a different language to me an' we still communicate better than my abusive r-wordist ex ever did or even attempted to
Censored for me own damn sanity as ts still fresh (like a week ago literally)

Ah bro that does sound fuckin' terrifying but if they stoppin' it for realistically 4 months, it should b ok; but if any new symptoms occur, ad contact yer team instantly if possible to b safe mate ok? You are a true fuckin' soldier gerrin' through ts

Ykw? I respect that. I feel less terrified with that as av nearly been scammed a few times but did my damn research

I drunk/high (crossfade) text my mom a lot an' she says she's happy to have the old me back from bein' a child n' that says a lot abt me I think... my poor mom, she deserves better... only one who did fuck all wrong

Always remember this and be kind to yourself 🫶🫶

Wishin' Maximo a very smooth recovery ‪♡‬

an' the bottle smashers a very hope they get glass in their eyes whilst steppin' on legos that so happen to also be glass

Gna put dinner on to share with my cat (safely, I remove/omit seasonin' from parts for her dw) an' attempt to shower with a green reward to have a calmer evening

Jus' picked my clothes off the ground infronta my washer an' told my cat "see? I'm functional"
What has my life come to...

i don't think jokes about men hating their wives are funny at all

4 applications today, one took an hour... mental that they want you to answer the same question THREE DAMN TIMES for a minimum wage bullshite job with high turnover like it's yer dream 💀

Like you kept my dignity, am keepin' the joycons you left behind an' might even sell my old ones for rent 😉🤘

I think am gna pass out or at least not function brb whilst I go do that

Me when me (alt account)

You truly think you've seen it all until you see some random bloke square up to a bus for said bloke bein' in the way of the bus 💀
NPC ahh behaviour

Yer so real for this like am havin' donated food off my abusive ex's actually non-abusive nan atp 😔🤘