Everyone keeps saying "serving cunt" and it's making me feel really old. I still call them waiters.

A Spirit Halloween billboard is superimposed over the Eiffel Tower with a Metaverse avatar of Mark Zuckerberg the foreground.

Anybody remember what that place was before?

"I'm not a 'thicc' girl who poops, I'm a fat bitch who shits"

- @seraphbeams.bsky.social

FIRST WOMAN TO EVER WIN BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY. FIRST BLACK PERSON TO WIN BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY. FIRST FILIPINA TO WIN BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY. ACADEMY AWARD WINNER AUTUMN DURALD ARKAPAW.

Delroy London was snubbed 😭

yeah I’m into BDSM

Binging
Da
Shrek
Movies

Isn’t it?! I saw it on the flash sheet and had to get it! ☺️

Tattoo of a kitten playing with a ball of yarn

Gotta love Friday the 13th tattoo specials 🥰

Does anyone know why the “5 minute” oil change places always end up taking an hour or more? I’m a busy woman, I have children (Pokemon) to raise goddammit

Three Pokemon Journey Together blister packs

I can’t believe I found these in the wild today for MSRP 😭😭

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Good Mythical Morning is soup for the soul for my more depressed days

no one gets to tell me who i am or what role i play. i'm myself in every way, and that transcends gender performance

Thank you! You seem cool too!

This is terrifying.

I live in a blue city in a red state, and I’m horrified by what could come of this, especially for those in deeper red parts of the country.

Please stay safe out there 💕

My name is Tessa, and I’m a 26-year-old trans woman. I’m looking to find a community on a more civilized and accepting platform!

My interests include Pokemon, Avalanche hockey and Lions football, music (Hozier is my fav), movies, leftist politics, and much more!

Follow 4 my brain dumps! #promosky

Aww what an angel! 🥹

Thanks for the tips! :)

rack of journey together booster packs of pokemon cards on sale for $16.99 each

i will never forgive the neckless chuds for turning my favorite tcg into a stock market

Kiss Me, Son of God is one of @tmbg.bsky.social’s best songs that only hits harder each passing day in this crumbling empire

an all trans black metal band called DYSPHORIUS

MacKinnon gets hit into the goalie and gets thrown out. Even with the insane ref calls (and no calls), the Avs still put up a solid performance. I’m sure they’ll be circling their next game against the Oilers in April.

My parents took me to see Marley & Me in theaters and made us leave after the first “suggestive” scene. To this day, I’ve never seen that movie in its entirety, but they let me watch the Passion of the Christ not long after 🙃

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Hi BlueSky!

I’m looking to migrate away from Twitter and find a fun community elsewhere! Excited to try out this platform! 💕

ft. my favorite Pokemon