he's not even wrong which is even more offensive

boyfriend, about to put the phone down to go pee: "I'll see you in a second 🥰"
me: "ok! see you in a bit 🥰"
boyfriend: "pfft. that's gay *leaves*"

also generally everyone on side is pretty chill but please note I am being facetious and I do understand it's likely our two buildings are separate from the rest of the street. DOESN'T MAKE IT LESS EMOTIONALLY RUDE THOUGH

the homeowner neighbors get so pressed they have to compete with the ~28 of us for street parking because they refuse to use their car garages for at least one of their vehicles and we barely have provided parking (2 spots for our 6 unit building, 4 for their 8 unit)

power's been out for 3 hours and just came on for the rest of the street but NOT our apartment building or the other one next door. Our two buildings get punished frequently for being multifamily dwellings in an otherwise single family residential zone but this just feels extra rude >:(

What I really need is it to be the age of LiveJournal again so I can bombard your friend's list with so many sappy, romantic entries

Instagram story screenshot of a PNW sunset. どこかでこの空の下に僕の大切な人がみんないる

Vibrant red and orange tulips about to bloom against a strip of spring green grass.

I'm genuinely trying not to be unbearable with the New Relationship Energy, but the world just seems so much brighter and everything just seems so much more beautiful, and I want to weep with joy at it all.

Discord screenshot. Kody: I PROMISE IT'S NOT MORE SHRIMP STUFF Nico, 12:57 pm: Least sexy thing to say tbh but I appreciate the sentiment

contextless nico posting pt15

this feeling again, but this time he knows about it

😂 I *feel* this

happy birthday to the prince 🥰

New toy for birthday boy

HIS POLITE LIL STANCE

high school me would be judging but listen, kid, you don't understand the bus involved with tomorrow's appointment, okay

you know you're getting old when one of your high school punk bands is rolling into town but you don't wanna go because you have a myofunctional therapy appointment the next day at 3pm

it is but you don't gotta do me like that

I just want to go to Germany and hold my boyfriend's hand 😔

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SERIES

I just want to walk around the park talking to my boyfriend on the phone. I just want to ride my bike further than I've ever gone. I want to go to the gym and not be pressed for time. I want to take my library books and read by the lakeside. I just want to go OUTSIDE for a few months

RIGHT. Once I hit the point of "how is EVERYTHING I'm doing looking so bad?" I know I have to step away 😭

Thank yooou! I think sleeping on it was the right call. I'm still struggling, but at least I don't hate it 😂

my boyfriend is so lucky I don't speak German and can't understand his voice notes

and i would walk 4.912 miles
and i would walk 4.912 more
just to be the man who gets to walk 4.912 miles
to fall down at @kodyisunder.bsky.social's door

i have tried four different inking styles for this WFH job and I can't tell if they all look bad, if I'm rusty, or if I am just having an off art day. either way, I'm calling it quits for now 🫠

I think there is a balance between "many people do not get comprehensive sex education and we need to make sure they understand the risks of severe birth defects" and "we can respect the bodily autonomy of people with uteruses" and I do not think this method finds it if I'm being honest

right! who even knows! it's all extremely bizarre and low key (high key) feels like the FDA is more concerned with the health of hypothetical fetuses than having respect for the women and other folks who can get pregnant seeking the med to understand their own healthcare decisions. A WILD TIME 🥲

like. maybe. maybe I was misunderstanding the question (I was reading it while also trying to talk to two different nurses while I tried to figure out what exactly was happening) but. but. the words "unavoidable" in re: sex, and it being the correct answer are the two things I am sure of

them: "yeah, and you just have to answer some questions!"

me, thinking it's probably like, medical history or confirming I did the monthly pregnancy test: "okay, cool"

the iPledge test: "what is the number one reason abstinence fails as a birth control method? correct answer: unavoidable sex"

my derm and his nurses did not explain the questions were a comprehension quiz, so they had me pull it up on my phone and the very first question was one that referred to sexual assault as "unavoidable sex" and I was just standing there going, "uh..... what"

It does pop back up but on the veryyyy far side of the log, and he swims away in the opposite direction 🥲 hopefully on to an easier log...