I'm actively workshopping it into something even more bombastic and unhinged

Man does not live upon bread alone

Someone asked me how my job is going and I told them that "the heart of all my days has been delivered unto desperate and craven service to mammon"

Province Street steps

The very scenic St. Nicholas Church trail along Rte. 28

Yeah I was pretty relieved I didn't get a headache

I was working in Oakland at the time, which is where the entire medical apparatus of UPMC is headquartered, so I was like, I guess I could jump on the bus and go to the emergency room if I needed to

I'm glad that a bunch of people I work with have also experienced this, which convinced me that I was not having a stroke

Otherwise actually kind of beautiful, the scintillating scotoma

This has never happened to me before and I was pretty freaked out by it

Migraine ✨Aura✨ Without Headache

I happily accept your offer

Does it reciprocate?

I feel like that significantly increases my chance of survival so: based

Not sure why it has to have a vaguely MOLON LABE vibe but it was free so

I used Tax Slayer, it was great

I am nothing more than a machine that takes clean dishes and turns them into dirty dishes and then back again

Doing my European shopping thing where I go to the store and all I buy is 12 eggs

"Pope Leo is WEAK on Crime" is objectively a funny thing to write.

Your Constantine, ladies and gentlemen; your Cyrus!

Is this Pittsburgh? Because this is consummately Pittsburgh

Oakland / Bloomfield

Samanthony

A French girl named Samanthe

The boy version of Samantha is Samanthus

Seems kind of more like a human thing but what do I know

Climate zone envy

I added mint ofc.

Made Hetty Lui McKinnon's chickpea, spinach and feta pie recipe from the NYT as my contribution to my family Easter and: highly recommend

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