Apparently they can now cure dyslexia by playing certain tones and frequencies through your alimentary canal.

Well, that’s music to my arse.

My brother has a habit of sticking things up his arse. Not good for his bowel movements though. He’s his own worst enema.

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I told the doctor that I was constantly hungry. So much so that I could eat a horse. He said I’ve got to be careful not to raise my blood shergar levels.

Apparently they can cure dyslexia with certain frequencies and tones that vibrate through your whole body.

Well that’s music to my arse.

Phalangetastic.

My favourites so far are that “they” took lead out of paint because it protects from radiation and 5G. There are loads of fire related ones but pedo tunnels being burned from above because that paragon of virtue Trump is nearly in office is hilarious.

I was all set to delete Xitter, but the amount of right wing conspiracy theories have skyrocketed and they are funny as fck. Dangerous too, no doubt

Best meeting quote of the day (so far). “(Person) can’t be with us today as they passed away with very little notice”.

Reminder: all of these people requested pardons.

MONTHS AFTER Joe said he would not pardon Hunter, Trump won the election & appointed a man as FBI Director who has spent the last 4 years on every right-wing podcast ranting that he was going to go after Hunter. Obsessed with him. Were you aware of that, critics? Not relevant?

Just spray and wipe now and you’re done? Isn’t technology amazing? I remember the days when we had to spray, wipe then you’d have to do a rain dance, offer a virgin for sacrifice and then shit in a cup.

Pretty much, huh.

Russia doesn't understand basic concepts.

This. It’s always been this.

Me to Home Bargain store assistant: Excuse me, can you tell me where I can find a dead squirrel on a stick?

Home Bargain Assistant: Errr

Me: It’s OK, I’ve found it.