Dear restaurants: why would you make your staff do this my god they have enough to deal with as it is

Just sold something on FB marketplace to someone who’s apparently never had a human social interaction so now I need a sensory deprivation chamber to bring my anxiety back down to human levels.

If you’re gonna invite someone over for dinner, make sure you have enough to actually feed them.

I think this whole time I’ve been saying bowl-legged. What the fuck.

I’m late to the party on this one but is every episode of Ted Lasso supposed to make me cry?

BRB giving up

The Bulls starting lineup look like they were all bullies in elementary school.

Ancient proverb: Just because it’s old doesn’t mean it’s midcentury modern.